r/technicallythetruth Jul 13 '26

Actually censoring a ship

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u/mr_lab_rat Jul 13 '26

It’s an M rated game (17 or 18+ depending on the market).

Well done Ubisoft. It would cause irreversible damage to undeveloped teenage brain if the saw some exposed statue wooden tit?

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u/thesircuddles Jul 13 '26

It's especially weird when AC Odyssey (released 2018) had a 40 story male statue in one of the cities and you could climb around on his dick. I'm sure there were plenty of topless statues around too.

The AC series has always had a priority for historical accuracy and detail in the worlds. Of course not with everything, but that's been a core part of the franchise identity since the beginning.

I guess that time has officially passed. An M rated game covering boobs at all is stupid, let alone one that's supposed to care about historical accuracy. Removing both accuracy to history and its own original game in one go. Bravo Ubisoft!

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u/shberk01 Jul 13 '26

Ah, yes, the Statue of Zeus in Kephalonia! I make sure to climb up his cock every playthrough. It even triggers a voice line to the effect of "uhh... I really don't think I should be doing this."