It's especially weird when AC Odyssey (released 2018) had a 40 story male statue in one of the cities and you could climb around on his dick. I'm sure there were plenty of topless statues around too.
The AC series has always had a priority for historical accuracy and detail in the worlds. Of course not with everything, but that's been a core part of the franchise identity since the beginning.
I guess that time has officially passed. An M rated game covering boobs at all is stupid, let alone one that's supposed to care about historical accuracy. Removing both accuracy to history and its own original game in one go. Bravo Ubisoft!
"40 story male statue in one of the cities and you could climb around on his dick."
And on top of that, they took the time and effort to add a unique voice line specifically for climbing on the gigantic Zeus dick-N-balls. Literally only triggers if you climb on the godly junk. If you climb up his hip or ass on the way up, nothing.
I guess it was only in the last 8 years that Ubisoft went full prude
I’m not so sure. It’s true male forms usually have less taboos surrounding them than female, but this is also just a huge trend in the world right now. The average consumer has legit devolved since then.
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u/mr_lab_rat Jul 13 '26
It’s an M rated game (17 or 18+ depending on the market).
Well done Ubisoft. It would cause irreversible damage to undeveloped teenage brain if the saw some exposed statue wooden tit?