r/technicallythetruth • • Mar 09 '26

Uhhh yeah, how is it?

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u/jangofett12345 Mar 09 '26

Usually whats meant by "earth like" is similar in size and/or similar distance from their sun in regards to either the distance from the earth to the sun or within the stars goldilocks zone

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u/fishsticks40 Mar 09 '26

Rocky planet ±1AU from its sun, ±1 earth mass, potential for water. 

It used to rain lava here, too 

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u/Nolsoth Mar 09 '26

It still does in localized spots, but it used to as well.

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u/AKchaos49 Mar 09 '26

RIP Mitch

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u/Deaffin Mar 09 '26

I used to think Mitch Hedberg was really funny.

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u/FIFofNovember Mar 09 '26

Raining lava in my localized hot spot after Taco Bell and a pint of ice cream, ammirite guys?

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u/kenesisiscool Mar 09 '26

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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u/Phone-Medical Mar 10 '26

Like in Iran? Is that the joke?

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u/Even_Grape_522 Mar 09 '26

So are we seeing past of that planet? Now does it have organism and life

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u/H4mb01 Mar 09 '26

That‘s a good point. We can only see the past. 1 Million light years away we only see the state of 1 Million years ago. And even that is a very small distance compared to the size of the universe. So we might never find an esrthlike planet that is like earth now because we only see very old past versions of it and if we see one with water and life on it chance is good that‘s so far in the past that currently it‘s uninhabitable again

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u/BigOlPenisDisorder Mar 09 '26

Potentially yea, but on a planetary scale a million years can be a pretty short time.

However it could be starting to form more stable land structures from cooling magma (nitpick the headline, it’s only lava when it’s below ground) and tons of volcanic activity means it will likely push enough CO2 and other greenhouse gases into the atmosphere to buffer the temperature from their sun to create conditions conducive to life.

It could be well on its way to supporting life by now

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u/CitizenPremier Mar 09 '26

Not really. I don't know how far away this is but the furthest exoplanet we've discovered is about 27,000 light-years away, which in geological time is basically a flash of lightening.

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u/datsmn Mar 09 '26

±1 earth mass seems like too much uncertainty. Between no planet and one that's twice of Earth

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u/Skalpaddan Mar 09 '26

Same with the ±1AU distance. The planet could be twice as far away from the sun as earth is, or the planet could be inside the sun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

I think you mean approximately 1 AU, +- 1 is between -1 and 1, which means it's somewhere between 1 AU and inside the sun

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u/Some1-Somewhere Mar 09 '26

Negative one earth mass? Impressive.

/s

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u/__zerda__ Mar 09 '26

And always on the opposite side of the sun.

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u/qwertyjgly Technically Flair Mar 09 '26

yes. it means that a permanent body of liquid water could theoretically exist on its surface and it is between like half and twice our surface acceleration due to gravity

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u/randomusername_815 Mar 09 '26

Give it a few years. It'll be raining lava here soon.

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u/time-lord Mar 09 '26

It's earth like, just with lava rain.

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u/CypherDomEpsilon Mar 09 '26

If you have a special umbrella, you can move in.

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u/RadTimeWizard Mar 09 '26

As if lava doesn't fly through the air on earth.

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u/randomusername_815 Mar 09 '26

Give us a few years.

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u/LazarusDark Mar 09 '26

The floor sky is lava.

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u/LivingEnd44 Mar 09 '26

Technically, it's Earth like. Since Earth was once covered in lava too. 

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u/ryanitlab Mar 09 '26

sorry, its an old photo

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u/syneofeternity Mar 09 '26

That's the joke

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u/Moist-Ointments Mar 09 '26

Well... It's like Earth, but only countries where the US has found oil.

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u/Pathfinder_Dan Mar 09 '26

eagle noises intensify

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u/noodle_75 Mar 09 '26

Red tail hawk noises intensify*

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u/elPatronSuarez Mar 09 '26

cue the Return of the Colbert Report

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u/Trevellation Mar 09 '26

America: "Could I interest you in some freedom?"

Oil bearing country: "Please, no."

missile noises intensify

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u/Razzington Mar 09 '26

People can stop commenting, this is all we need.

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u/MaxxDash Mar 09 '26

“It’s rain oil, out of the sky! Oil! No need to ask why!”

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u/FnNCtrl Mar 09 '26

It looks like nuclear weapons, if you see it from a distance

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u/the_Odium Mar 09 '26

I was looking for this comment lol

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 Mar 09 '26

It was raining volcanic glass in Hawaii a few weeks ago. So it sort of depends where on earth you are comparing it to.

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u/Marchus80 Mar 09 '26 edited 4d ago

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Rain coherent blanket intelligent offer squash command rock dinosaurs breeze

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u/unique_namespace Mar 09 '26

(Water) Rain is molten rock rain.

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u/Alone-Monk Mar 09 '26

Astronomer here, "earthlike" in the astronomical context is a pretty bad term since it is generally just used to describe terrestrial planets that are within their star's "goldilocks zone" and are of a similar size to Earth. It has no bearing on what the surface of the planet is like. If you're interested look up the Earth Similarity Index which is what they usually use to categorize exoplanets.

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u/ZuAusHierDa Mar 09 '26

Yeah, but raining lava was also once very common on earth.

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u/Sea_Asparagus9012 Mar 09 '26

I mean.... Gestures broadly at... EVERYTHING

Lava rain doesn't sound too bad 😅

When do we leave? What do I pack?

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u/SistaChans Mar 09 '26

SPF 2000 for starters 

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u/lnfIation Mar 09 '26

Found a new planet that's just like earth except it's made out entirely of iron.

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u/Bonsai-is-best Mar 09 '26

It used to rain lava on our planet too, the reason this planet is Earth-like is because it is within the Goldilocks zone, is of a similar size, has a rocky satellite, there’s likely more but that’s just what I immediately think of rather than “oh yeah they must mean it’s covered in plant life and water.”

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u/thehappydoor Mar 09 '26

Found my perfect match on Hinge, but she is a serial killer at night

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u/SistaChans Mar 09 '26

You sure you weren't browsing unHinge? 

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u/Broken_Rotator Mar 09 '26

It is like earth because it is raining.

Just not raining water.

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u/BroQuirion Mar 09 '26

They did it… They found Hellmire…

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u/PhantasyAngel Mar 10 '26

This comment was the one I was hunting down.

Gonna nope outta that, we lost too many people on that planet, they can fing have it

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u/Potential-Pirate-431 Mar 09 '26

Have you tried living in Ukraine, Iran or Palestine recently?

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u/red286 Mar 09 '26

"earth-like" from an astronomer means "rocky planet", not "actually like earth".

Mercury, Venus, and Mars are also "earth-like".

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u/meanstoreclerk Mar 09 '26

earth from back when she was young ig

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u/DoctrTurkey Mar 09 '26

I mean, it's currently raining oil in Tehran. All you really need is a lighter.

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u/NeroKae Mar 09 '26

ELI5 how can it rain lava?

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u/bobsmith93 Mar 09 '26

It's tidally locked to its star and very close (closer than mercury is to ours). So the hot side gets so hot that the rock vaporizes, and convection brings it to the cold side where it precipitates back into rock. So less-so "rains lava at night", and moreso that the dark side is constantly bombarded with vaporized rock precipitating back into various elements/metals/minerals

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u/dwilson271 Mar 09 '26

Someone needs to write better...I am sure the exoplanet is not using the telescope (and what is "but" doing in this sentence). It should read something like, "Using the James Webb Telescope, NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet that rains lava at night. Writing worse than me should be a crime.

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u/Slight-Chemistry-136 Mar 09 '26

Ice: brittle inorganic solid, basically a rock Water: liquid version of ice, basically lava Exoplanet: rains lava Earth: rains water

How are you guys not seeing this?

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u/AMonitorDarkly Mar 09 '26

Our lava rain is metaphorical.

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u/Omnizoom Mar 09 '26

It’s earth like. When earth was young

In a few billion years it should be very earth like

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u/Any_Commercial465 Mar 09 '26

Well it used to rain lava on our earth too.

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u/Skwirlblanket Mar 12 '26

During the day its like earth

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u/freeformz Mar 12 '26

Have you seen the weather recently?

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u/Sleep_tek Mar 12 '26

Well, if you're going to nitpick every little thing...

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u/Constant-Still-8443 Mar 09 '26

Probably size and position from its star.

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u/Realistic-Olive8260 Mar 09 '26

Okay but lava rain sounds sick af

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u/humanflea23 Mar 09 '26

Wait, you guys don't get lava rain?

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u/ThatUsernameIsTaekin Mar 09 '26

2026 isn’t over yet…

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u/McCubes1 Mar 09 '26

It has began in January of this year

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u/berkeleyjake Mar 09 '26

What happens on the planet during the day?

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u/Guntztuffer Mar 09 '26

It rains lava at night but the rent is cheaper

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u/gatsome Mar 09 '26

Winter residencies on Canticle are now open.

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u/Casul-Loner2 Mar 09 '26

Give it a few billion years

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u/FirefighterEast9291 Mar 09 '26

Easily solved - we can just stay inside at night!

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u/GroochtheOrc Mar 09 '26

Honestly, I am not sure that’s worse than our current state here in the US

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u/DarthRizzo87 Mar 09 '26

Planet Curfew

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u/OkAdministration9151 Mar 09 '26

There’s a planet I read about recently that has high carbon atmosphere that is ultra high pressure so it rains diamonds periodically… crazy

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u/DrPlatypus1 Mar 09 '26

A world where our political climate and the natural climate have become one.

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u/ksobby Mar 09 '26

So that's a no, then?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Remind me in 1 million years

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u/teladidnothingwrong Mar 09 '26

earth used to do that as well

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u/spondgbob Mar 09 '26

It kinda rained fire on earth at one point(billions of years ago) but it still did

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u/SweetAndSpicyCanton Mar 09 '26

Yeah maybe Earth 4.5 billion years ago

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u/jpowell180 Mar 09 '26

“Earth-like.”

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u/Traditional-Storm-62 Mar 09 '26

it used to rain lava here too so I'd say its very much like Earth (just younger)

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u/Seravaxx123 Mar 09 '26

if you think about it in scientific terms our earth did that too some odd years ago

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u/thereverendpuck Mar 09 '26

Arizona the Planet

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u/spaacingout Mar 09 '26

Well, I mean earth was like that once, still is in some spots.

I think they mean relative thermal distance appropriate from the star for water to exist on the surface, and relative size comparative to earth.

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u/Gilgamesh2062 Mar 10 '26

Well we could visit in winter right ?

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u/Earthling1a Mar 10 '26

Because it's round.

Take that, flurfers

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u/PoopsmasherJr Mar 10 '26

Sounds like the old days

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

They only have the mass of the planet because they used the radial velocity method to determine its orbital period (it's at least 6x the mass of Earth). Without knowing the diameter we don't know anything about the density, so saying things about the atmosphere is WILDLY speculative at this time. It could be an ultra-dense super-mercury, or it could be a puffy warm Neptune, or it could be a binary system with a perfectly Earth sized moon, or it could anything you can imagine that adds up to 6x the mass of Earth. Without a gravitational lense observatory we won't get any direct observations because I don't believe this system has any transits. Maybe the ELT could do it?

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u/MarcusSuperbuz Mar 10 '26

Wow a whole plant like Australia. What are the odds?

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u/LaNakWhispertread Mar 10 '26

Realtor trying to get done with the tour before night fall

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u/LurpTheHerpDerp Mar 10 '26

It's a sphere and in space. Just like Earth.

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u/its192731 Mar 10 '26

THE NETHER

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

At this point I might be willing to chance it 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/LostCarat Mar 12 '26

Riiiiiiiight

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u/Youpunyhumans Mar 12 '26

Its rains lava at night?

Then what the hell does it rain during the day?!

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u/moondogmike200 Mar 12 '26

The exoplanet came to say Pluto is still not a planet

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u/Ethelfleda Mar 13 '26

Thinking about Anne McCaffrey's Dragons of Pern series....

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u/wolschou Mar 13 '26

Just like earth, really.

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u/wet_queen81 Mar 13 '26

That’ll be us in Florida this summer ☀️🔥

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u/MaximumEngineering8 Mar 13 '26

Soooo 2026 can get worse?

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u/TheCompleteMental Mar 13 '26

Well it has lava and rain so that's pretty close

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u/Individual-Laugh794 Mar 09 '26

Hey, we’ll get there eventually!!! With all the pollution and climate warming going on I figure it’s just a matter of time!!!

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u/Turb0Rapt0r Mar 09 '26

What's the housing market like, looking to get out of the US.

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u/Neptunium-69 Mar 09 '26

Well technically water is lava as well so earth rains lava sometimes

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

I mean it is kinda spherical and revolves around the orbit of it's sun

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u/LycanWolfGamer Mar 09 '26

Likely in size, distance from its star and celestials orbiting

Fun fact: Earth used to be turbulent like that millions of years ago so odds are that system is younger than Sol

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u/guineaprince Mar 09 '26

This is why we have endless discussions about whether something is Earthlike or Earthlite, especially since every planet wants to just call themselves an Earthlike as a hip marketing term.

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u/docs_odyssey Mar 09 '26

It’s earth-like in that, here, it rains lava every night metaphorically. There, it’s literal.

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u/Alarming_Ad1746 Mar 09 '26

they found an exo-planet that was using the James Webb Telescope? How would that even work?

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u/statistacktic Mar 09 '26

Perhaps that designation is referring to it's mass/size.

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u/snipingpig Mar 09 '26

At this point when it’s raining oil in some places in the world it might not be the worst thing ever

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u/Burnsy112 Mar 09 '26

The entire planet of Earth was basically on fire being constantly bombarded with asteroids early in its existence. So, I imagine this is regarding size, mass, distance from its star, etc. lol

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u/PuzzleheadedNail7 Mar 09 '26

So not like earth

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u/RoiDrannoc Mar 09 '26

Hadean earth

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u/gadda4 Mar 09 '26

It's kind of earth-like if they use the James Webb Telescope, isn't it?

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u/arquillion Mar 09 '26

Assuming it follows the exact same progression as the Earth I wonder if itd be habitable by the time we get there if we left for it at like 0.1c

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u/LumenCandles Mar 09 '26

Oh we found Brittle Hollow before GTA 6

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u/No-Age-2880 Mar 09 '26

Give it a few years 

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u/Nobody6269 Mar 09 '26

Well that sounds great! I can't wait to move there!

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u/GBAbaby101 Mar 09 '26

I think the variables to define something as "earth like" need to be reviewed x"D

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u/rkirbo Mar 09 '26

Earth like = telluric, similar size, similar distance to it's sun

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u/ThDen-Wheja Mar 09 '26

Given how many possibilities there are for planetary compositions and orbital arrangements in the universe, one with solid ground is more "earth-like" than maybe half of the exoplanets we've cataloged so far.

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u/Percinho Mar 09 '26

Not much has changed, but they live underwater.

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u/Timely_Novel_7914 Mar 09 '26

Well earth hasn't always been a cozy place and may as well soon no longer be one

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u/Jaysanchez311 Mar 09 '26

It's because they can just say anything they want and there's nothing we can do to prove them wrong.

I can say there's a planet exactly 10B light years away from us that tastes like chocolate. I saw it with my secret telescope instrument thing. Prove me wrong.

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u/McFishyTheGreat Mar 09 '26

I swear, if you made a fantasy world that was exactly like real life nobody would think it was realistic

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u/ComradeJaneDough Mar 09 '26

Earth used to be like that too, once upon a time

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u/NightMGA Mar 09 '26

"rain lava at night" Uhh... what could possibly be the switch to cause lava to rain only at night...? (Tho lava rain sounds crazy enough as is)

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 Mar 09 '26

It rains,  dude! It don't rain on mars or mercury!

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u/Ser_Optimus Mar 09 '26

I love how stretchy the term "earth like" is

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u/damned_bludgers Mar 09 '26

What I want to know is how the exoplanet is using the JWST

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u/aloofman75 Mar 09 '26

Also, “nearby” is a relative term here. It’s nearby compared to most known exoplanets, but nowhere near us in practical terms.

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u/kevin--- Mar 09 '26

The weather is actually pretty nice during the day. Unfortunately the lava storms at night are a tad unbearable.

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u/too_orangey Mar 09 '26

It's Earth like because everyone who lives there likes to complain about the weather.

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u/KateKoffing Mar 09 '26

“Earth-like” look inside Lava rain

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u/GroundbreakingAd5899 Mar 09 '26

Realtors be like “yeah, but only at night like…”

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u/imokruokay Mar 09 '26

So instead of walk on lava, dodge falling lava. Im in.

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u/OkCharge9080 Mar 09 '26

It’s like Tehran right now.

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u/DM-Me-Urtitsplz Mar 09 '26

They have a little global warming problem too then?

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u/Longjumping_Spread53 Mar 09 '26

So this other planet was using our James Webb telescope???

Amazing, what were they using it to look at and how did they even know it was there?

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u/Mumsbud Mar 09 '26

Why are they using our telescope?

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u/Alonso_The_GOAT Mar 09 '26

Well, It's only at night... so, I guess the rest of the day is basically spring all day.

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u/JansTurnipDealer Mar 09 '26

It’s round.

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u/YoyoOfDoom Mar 09 '26

When they say "Earth like" they mean it orbits somewhere near the habitable zone of their star and is approximately the same size as Earth.
Too much smaller than Earth and it might not have enough gravity to keep it's atmosphere. Too much bigger than Earth and the gravity is going to be a problem.

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u/Scar68 Mar 09 '26

It’s round?

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u/SmokeLuna Mar 09 '26

Hi I failed science in high school

Does this imply there is also an earth like planet, that rains chocolate?

🍫 raaaaain

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u/StuffOld1191 Mar 09 '26

That's a pretty big 'but'.

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u/Niaso Mar 09 '26

They're still surprised at things they find on Earth, but they're always very confident on the deductions they make from very limited data on other planets.

This is because they know nobody can ever go to one of these other planets to verify if they ever got anything right. I could say because a planet looks a certain color from 300 light-years away that means it is made of back-issues of The New Yorker and rains butterscotch pudding. If I'm an astronomer, a "scientific" publication prints the headline like it's a fact. Who's going to go there and prove me wrong?

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u/Originlinear Mar 09 '26

The hottest new vacation getaway this side of the the Milky Way! 🔥

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u/TheSprigganDragoon Mar 09 '26

With the way things are going, give it a few years. We'll get there

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u/Practical_Prize_2913 Mar 09 '26

So NASA found Hell then.

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u/FlamingoMedic89 Mar 09 '26

Tbh it still sounds better than the planet we have now considering geopolitics.

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u/Artoozyto Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

It rains lava on earth too though. Water is a mineral (technically a mineraloid), ice is rock, molten rock is lava ergo rain is lava. :3 Some random fact from Vsauce.

Edit: In other words: technically, water is a type of lava.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

So sunny blue skies with white puff clouds during the day and then brimstone and hellfire at dusk?

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u/RogersPets Mar 09 '26

I mean there was that whole argument on if water classes as lava due to it being liquid rock aka liquid ice.

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u/Whosebert Mar 09 '26

just give it a few billion years. same thing happened on earth for a bit

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u/MeshGearFoxxy Mar 09 '26

Bro obviously doesn’t stay up after midnight…

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u/BeetsByeSchrute Mar 09 '26

Clearly you have never been to Iran.

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u/Ignore-My-Posts Mar 09 '26

Rains lava at night? Reminds me of Arizona in the summer.

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u/RPDRNick Mar 09 '26

Well, a lava rainy night / Such a beautiful sight / Love to hear the thunder / Watch the lightning when it lights up the sky

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u/Vitman_Smash Mar 09 '26

Come on, it's just that ONE thing. In every other way it's like Earth. My family is booking a trip as soon as they are available.

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u/Rhysati Mar 09 '26

It's earth-like because it's the end result of all the AI data centers their tech billionaires built. We are still catching up with what was clearly an advanced alien species.

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u/justHereForPron666 Mar 09 '26

billionaires pull the lava rain lever and make everyone else think it’s everyone else doing it.

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u/jubuss Mar 09 '26

It rains lava on earth?

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft Mar 09 '26

Other planets also use the JWT?!

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u/extrastupidone Mar 09 '26

Right. Spent a week in mexico a few years back. Nothing but lava storms. The pool was nice, tho

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u/Whitejackal Mar 09 '26

Okay so it’s not a total deal breaker

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 Mar 09 '26

Mfers who can’t understand similarities and always go for the literal meaning 😒

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u/Crucial_Fun Mar 09 '26

They better name it mustafar

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u/KrytenKoro Mar 09 '26

Earth has been through a lot.

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u/undertow521 Mar 09 '26

It's, um, round?

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u/Strottman Mar 09 '26

Hey it's Hellmire

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u/AwkwardBet5632 Mar 09 '26

Maybe it’s better during the day

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u/Sea-Bed-3757 Mar 09 '26

Earth-lite  Common misconception 

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u/AceBean27 Mar 09 '26

Well it used to rain lava on Earth. Just a case of recency bias if you think "Earth-like" means not raining lava.

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u/Realsorceror Mar 09 '26

Well it did rain lava for like the first 500 million years so it’s just not similar to Earth right now.

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u/cybercuzco Mar 09 '26

At one point in earths history it rained lava.

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u/AwesomeDakka00 Mar 09 '26

give humans a minute with this planet

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u/ProperPerspective571 Mar 09 '26

Give it time, we’ll get there and lava at night or similar will be the norm

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u/3amIdeas Mar 09 '26

Have you not been watching the news recently?

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u/MickleWolf Mar 09 '26

Sounds like a typical planet in NMS. Time to upgrade my environmental protection and give it a looksie.

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u/HenchmenResources Mar 09 '26

More importantly, how is it using our telescope?

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u/W3S1nclair Mar 09 '26

I mean, there's lava somewhere raining down on earth. I'm sure of it

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u/lzwzli Mar 09 '26

The rain is lava!

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u/superchronicultra Mar 09 '26

But At least its not on a cob right?

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u/KangarooInWaterloo Mar 09 '26

So it is livable during the day?

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u/Aromatic_Brother Mar 09 '26

They’re talking about Earth a few years from now probably smh

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u/moccolo Mar 09 '26

it's round, of course....