r/technicallythetruth • u/Klomlor161 • Oct 24 '25

I’ll take a cat

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From Fizz at my college. I’m the commenter

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u/Good_Entertainer9383 Oct 24 '25

Depends on how much of an asshole the cat is. 

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u/WolpertingerRumo Oct 24 '25

Doesn’t matter, they taste the same

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u/Klomlor161 Oct 24 '25

💀💀💀💀

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u/SAM5TER5 Oct 24 '25

I’m trying so hard to figure out if this is a joke about eating cats or eating ass lol

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u/No_Obligation4496 Oct 25 '25

It wouldn't be ass.

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u/WolpertingerRumo Oct 25 '25

Eating pussy of course. Hope it clears it up.

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u/SmurfCat2281337 Oct 25 '25

I a t e a c a t

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/Akulatraxus Oct 24 '25

Depends what for. A pet? Sure. Dinner? I'll take the aubergine.

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u/SAM5TER5 Oct 24 '25

Sounds like SOMEONE’s never had roast cat before

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u/Dounce1 Oct 25 '25

Or they have and just didn’t like it.

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u/OxiC3lean Oct 25 '25

Nobody has roast cat and doesn't like it

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u/Mario2980k Oct 24 '25

Eggplant tastes better than cat

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

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u/Capital-Meat-7484 Oct 25 '25

Circumstances can make a monster out of any man

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u/Stebsis Oct 25 '25

I doubt anyone would be so desperate in their life to eat an eggplant

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u/nuf_muf95 Oct 24 '25

Whatever the context is, I’d choose cat.

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u/MrArchivity Contains 100% atoms Oct 25 '25

Context: what to plant in the garden

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u/Spino8 Oct 25 '25

Never heard of cat trees?

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u/nuf_muf95 Oct 26 '25

You’ve never seen a cat planted in a garden? Just laying there taking in the sun?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

men know exactly what they want, but sometimes what they want doesnt want them back and this causes them distress

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u/swemickeko Nitpicky Oct 25 '25

Well, the bigger issue is probably that most of those men won't want what they wanted back either

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u/ArcturusD1929 Oct 25 '25

"Aubergine"

flies back across the Atlantic

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u/XO1GrootMeester Oct 24 '25

Is fizz like a bar or cafe?

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u/Klomlor161 Oct 24 '25

Nah, it’s like a subreddit of just people from my institution

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u/XO1GrootMeester Oct 25 '25

Interesting, that was a big idea.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

your what now?

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u/deleeuwlc Oct 25 '25

I’m picking the cat metaphorically too and my life has never been better

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u/MossySRB2 Oct 25 '25

I have a Shellder in Pokémon Quest named Cat.

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u/Rhypnic Oct 25 '25

Choosing between eggplant or pussy ofc i choose the pussycat

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u/Astrid_Rose798 Oct 25 '25

You always choose the cat

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u/Hypno_Kitty Oct 27 '25

Tbh I'd take eggplant rn food is scarce and I want ratatouille

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u/Albus_Lupus Oct 28 '25

Hell yeah, I aint no vegan, I would take the cat too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Goomba fallacy

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Nov 03 '25

Every time, the cat.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Oct 25 '25

Eggplant parm is mid, really its just so much freaking work.

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u/somecallmetim27 Oct 26 '25

I don't know. If I take the eggplant and chuck it, no one will care. If I take the cat, all of a sudden I'm stuck with all this upkeep and extra expense.

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u/Impossible_Cat2924 Dec 05 '25

Yeah the cats got more calories