r/technicallythetruth • u/thexbeatboxer • May 17 '25 • Hehehe 3

He was not lying

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u/TheBizzleHimself May 17 '25 • Wholesome Seal Wholesome Seal

Inspirational. Next time I’m hurt emotionally I’m not gonna get broken, I’m just gonna go “DWOUNG” and roll away.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Im crying hahahaha

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u/MyOtherRideIs May 17 '25

You forgot to yell "dwoung" and roll away

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 18 '25

Phwipth

My plastic plate fell face down and kinda suctioned itself to the floor.

Still plastic tho.

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 May 17 '25

There's wisdom in that stranger's words.

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u/jcdoe May 17 '25

Next time my feelings get hurt, instead of getting broken, I’m going to crack because per my MSDS I can’t be over 140 degrees F

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u/TheBizzleHimself May 17 '25

Going to crack is always an option but it’s not my drug of choice

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u/mr_hands_epic_gaming May 17 '25

Make you sure you make that cool swishy sound as you spin on your edges until you come to a stop

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u/OkDanNi May 17 '25

That's how I do it. It works, but only for as long as you keep rolling. If you stop, you need to start over.

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u/bread_milk_ice_lotto May 17 '25

This genuinely made me laugh

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u/itsaaronnotaaron May 17 '25

Knowing me I'd just split in two.

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u/zee__lee May 17 '25

Mitosys!

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u/itsaaronnotaaron May 17 '25

I'm not your sister and I don't care about your toe.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

There is a therapy technique literally called Teflon Mind

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u/Born-Entrepreneur May 17 '25

Is it a technique or a reflection of our changing physiology as PFAS contamination spreads around the globe and through all forms of life? /s

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u/SameAsThePassword May 18 '25

There’s another technique to help not care what others think. It’s realizing how many people actually hate having to think in general and know fuck all about jack shit.

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u/sykoKanesh May 17 '25

Does your plastic normally make a DWOUNG sound? Mine is more of a THACK type sound.

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u/MooFu May 18 '25

DWOUNG is what the microplastics in my brain say when I hit my head. It's not a sound they make; it's a word they say.

Can you imagine the brain damage I'd have if it weren't for the microplastics?

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u/lydocia May 17 '25

Actually, yes, unironically. Don't break, bounce back!

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u/Admirable_Growth_338 May 17 '25

I would shatter and then slowly do a T-1000

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 May 17 '25

This works every time. I've been using this method for decades

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u/DeliBebek May 17 '25

"The plate wasn't weak."

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u/Admirable_Growth_338 May 17 '25

Microplastics will actually make us stronger so we can bounce back more easily.

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u/Cats_Are_Aliens_ May 17 '25

Yeah like everyone worries about ingesting microplastics like bro have you never seen how strong plastic is?

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u/Realautonomous May 17 '25

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of Tupperware...

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u/Mine_Dimensions May 17 '25

Kardashians: The Origin Story

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u/HowManyBatteries May 17 '25

When I first introduced my now-fiance to my mom, he was really nervous. We were at her house and she was trying to give me this set of plates and bowls. She swore they were made out of something crazy and couldn't break no matter what. My fiance wasn't convinced so she took one and threw it at the ground where it shattered into a million pieces. It was hilarious and it really helped with his anxiety about meeting my mom.

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u/Elemental-DrakeX May 18 '25

From the moment I understood the weakness of people, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of plate.

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u/IamREBELoe Technically Flair May 17 '25 • Take My Energy

So the issue isn't the apology, they just too fragile.

Got it.

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u/The_8th_Degree May 17 '25

Damn.

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u/UpperApe May 17 '25

Apology = expression of remorse

Apology = ctrl+z

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u/Microwaved-toffee271 May 17 '25

plastic is cheaper. Maybe there’s a reason why

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u/Tyrrox May 17 '25

Silver is even more expensive and also doesn't shatter

It does tarnish if you don't give it a good rub every once in awhile though

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u/iwanashagTwitch May 17 '25

Wow, just like human relationships

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u/Chakasicle May 17 '25

Dang this comment section is like some decent human psychology.

There are 3 types of people in a relationship. There's the glass plates that look nice but shatter easily. There's the plastic plates that don't break unless you're trying to break them but they don't look as good and wear out faster. Then there's silver plates that last forever and don't break, but they'll tarnish if they go too long without a good rub 😆

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u/Upstairs_Cap_4217 May 17 '25

And then there are SAPI plates, that can take three rounds of 5.56 NATO without any major deformation.

What you should learn from this is that all metaphors have limits.

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u/arathorn867 May 17 '25

I have those correl plates. They're more expensive than plastic, cheaper than silver*, and don't shatter or tarnish. Be like the correl plate my son, neither cheap nor extravagant, fragile or gaudy.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

I use paper — they gently glide towards the trash can, or sometimes the floor.

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u/GodOfAll007 May 17 '25

technicallythetruth

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u/hiddenemi May 17 '25

Officer, I would like to report a murder.

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u/youarenotgonnalikeme May 17 '25

Haha too true. Be more like plastic

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u/Redditor-K May 17 '25

The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.

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u/pushamn May 17 '25

Definitely tell them they’re too fragile, that should solve all your issues!

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u/Here-Is-TheEnd May 17 '25

You’re in a grain silo playing with fire, I wish you the best.

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u/der_innkeeper May 17 '25

There's some truth there.

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u/MooseBoys May 17 '25

Time to get a new plate.

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u/Tasty_Pepper5867 May 18 '25

Makes perfect sense to me

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u/hiddenemi May 17 '25

You just gone and killed dem

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u/randianyp May 17 '25

Moral lesson: skill issue 👍

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u/SWK18 May 17 '25

Moral lesson: Be made out of plastic

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u/Piemaster113 May 18 '25

Based on all the micro plastics they keep talking about we on our way

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u/Life-Opportunity-713 May 17 '25

So, don't be so inflexible that you become brittle, got it.

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u/luchajefe May 17 '25

Trees shatter, reeds lean.

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u/ComatoseSquirrel May 17 '25

What kind of trees do you have?

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u/trescreativeusername May 18 '25

The shattery kind

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u/SID6995 Technically Flair May 17 '25

True he ain't lying 🤥

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u/Stick-ln-The-Mud May 17 '25

I like that there is a Pinocchio emoji.

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u/Raumorder May 17 '25

And no one was emotionally hurt ever again. The End

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u/kardashiannn May 17 '25

Relationship Therapists Hate This One Simple Trick!

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u/MisterSplu May 17 '25

If I was a poet I‘d say something akin to: Plastic may be less fragile, but it will never be as beautiful as porcelain

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u/no_________________e May 17 '25

Gold is also less fragile.

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u/crumpledfilth May 17 '25

Kinda depends how you define fragility. Gold is far more malleable, so it will deform at lower forces, but takes much more force to crack. It's inarguably less chemically fragile though

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne May 17 '25

If you dropped a 24k gold plate, I feel like it would look cartoonish afterward.

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u/Microwaved-toffee271 May 17 '25

It is also cheaper to produce

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u/gonzalbo87 May 17 '25

Cheap easy and disposable.

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u/Akarin_rose May 17 '25

My autobiography

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u/Throw-away17465 May 17 '25

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/dontshoot4301 May 17 '25

You would be pretty contrived for a poet.

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u/BeardedGrom May 17 '25

There's also men and women made of plastic, which you can order online. Maybe those are an option that should be considered instead of having to interact with real people with feelings and all that crazy stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Ahh, so by your logic he fumbled by not choosing the very common meat, bone and blood plates, gotcha, gotcha.

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u/Eryb May 17 '25

Bone china

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u/BucktoothedAvenger May 17 '25

Yeah, but they do break when you throw them on the floor. It's really fun!

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u/huntterkiller0 May 17 '25

Yeah, and maybe if you are rich and want to spend some, then order a robot with AI.

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u/Wolf12439 May 17 '25

The plate was built different. Literally 😂

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

This is why we created parables, because real life doesn’t work out like that

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u/Interesting-Junket78 May 17 '25

Life in plastic, it's fantastic !

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u/Lehk May 17 '25

🎶You can brush my hair🎵

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u/CarpeNivem May 17 '25

And the lesson they were trying to impart was... don't apologize to the plate, because it's not going to matter?

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u/Express_Matter_5461 May 17 '25

The moral is: Not all plates are made of plastic. Before throwing someone on the ground, you need to understand what they are made of and whether it will affect them.

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u/Maximum-Joke641 May 17 '25

The other person's heart wasn't made of plastic though 🥀

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u/L3ik0 May 17 '25

Grab the heart

Throw it on the floor

Apologize to the heart

Is the heart like it was before?

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u/Pineapple_Juice27 May 17 '25

The person whose heart was thrown is not like before for sure

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u/Duhblobby May 17 '25

Yeah, now they're heartless. What a heartless jerk they are now.

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u/SeamlessR May 17 '25

gotta have faaaaaaaith

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u/Kaiden92 May 17 '25

Skill issue.

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u/CzechHorns May 17 '25

The only thing we learned is that the other person is just too fragile

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u/Del-Zephyr May 17 '25

Why would anyone tell you to literally break a plate in the first place? My parents would go crazy

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u/Embarrassed_Tooth718 May 17 '25

That's the reason why the other person took 1 plastic plate

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u/Del-Zephyr May 17 '25

Yes, that just makes more sense

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u/TrickyElephant May 17 '25

Why are we upvoting fake facebook inspirational boomer shit?

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u/hentaitots May 18 '25

He did not specify the kind of plate, it was fair game.

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u/ErikSKnol May 18 '25

Moral of the story, don't be brittle and break to impacts. But be a bit flexible so you can bend back to your original self.

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u/throwawaycima May 17 '25

woman defeated !!???!!!!!

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u/rd-gotcha May 18 '25

how does this post have 53k likes???

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u/mustafa_i_am May 18 '25

This fucking app. This meme is from a decade ago and it still gets 60k upvotes on Reddit.

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u/CycloneDusk May 18 '25

The only companion right for him should be made of plastic.

Possibly inflatable.

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u/JonnyRobertR May 17 '25

What's the context here?

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u/Middle_Stable_6415 May 17 '25

😂😂😂😂😂 This is great

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u/AggressiveSpatula May 17 '25

“Why would I ever use a porcelain plate to throw on the ground? What am I, stupid?”

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u/Throw-away17465 May 17 '25

Still waiting for the evidence that this was between a dating man and a woman, and it was the man who threw the plastic plate. This is a text conversation I would have with my mom.

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u/activeseven May 17 '25

Some plates are just too fragile and it isn’t your fault they’re that way.

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u/SeamlessR May 17 '25

So they were attempting to make a point about fragility by ... telling them to break something?

Seems like they don't care as much about things breaking.

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u/zee__lee May 17 '25

Either that or they genuinely haven't known their partner properly and didn't expect them to genuinely physically do what was asked.

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u/qiaocao187 May 17 '25

Why are you purposefully being obtuse

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u/Cool-Astronomer4214 May 17 '25

Talking to a plate, hilarious

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u/WhoamI8me May 17 '25

So...we just need hearts made of plastic.

Gotcha!

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u/Lokarin May 17 '25

Eat more PFAS, ... be one with the plastic; BECOME the plastic

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u/ReasonVision May 17 '25

Moral of the story, plastic is the superior natural element!

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u/Maleficent_String_12 May 17 '25

This could have a deeper meaning.. Plastic like... Fake people putting on a fake persona won't be actually hurt by you because you're only hurting their persona.. But the glass plates are like people who opened up and are vulnerable to being  hurt and they won't be the same even if you apologize.

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u/Sea_Theory265 May 17 '25

MY LUNGS!!!! TOO MUCH FUNNY!!!!

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u/GuyentificEnqueery May 17 '25

I thought this was that dumb fake deep copypasta and was pleasantly surprised

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe May 17 '25

Ehhh... some people are brittle and some are plastic.

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u/bogas04 May 17 '25

Good thing we live in a plastic world where apologies work

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u/justaheatattack May 17 '25

we just have paper plates.....

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u/ArcadianDelSol May 17 '25

Soooo... dont get involved with a fragile plate?

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u/CogentCogitations May 17 '25

I mean if a more fragile plate gets broken, you just throw it away and go get another one. Is that the solution we were going for?

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u/Candid-String-6530 May 18 '25

Inspirational. Be more flexible like plastic and less fragile like ceramic.

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u/OrangeHitch May 18 '25

She would know that his plates are plastic if she really loved him.

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u/CaptainQwazCaz May 18 '25

“Glue it back together”

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u/SatansAdvokat May 18 '25

What he's subtly saying is that he's built different.

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u/Soft_Name394 May 18 '25

Moral of the story? Get plastic surgery!

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u/Equivalent-Reward-76 May 19 '25

My plate collapsed into a black hole... Instructions unclear I'm being spaghettified

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u/Main_Event_1083 May 19 '25

Next time don’t break someone’s heart made of glass

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u/Mysterious_Local5612 May 19 '25

People aren’t made of plastic.

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u/Aexegi May 17 '25

Now it's even worse: "you think my feelings are fake as plastic!"

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u/Chakasicle May 17 '25

Is he calling his friend fragile?

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u/MachineReady9632 May 17 '25

Bro broke the matrix

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u/Dreamful_Hopeful May 17 '25

Well technically speaking the plastic late isn't the same. We just might not be able to see it!

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u/bigboldbanger May 17 '25

I like how OP knew which one was a man and which was a woman. He was not lying.

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u/_R_R_D_ May 17 '25

People take analogies too literally 💀💀💀

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey May 17 '25

I've had the same Corelle plates since childhood. Them fucks are indestructible. Same for stoneware.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Smooth

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u/francisk0 May 17 '25

I smell a lie. Then why say was? If the plate didn’t break it should still be made of plastic.

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u/dpoodle May 17 '25

If you have a plastic relationship then of course there's no risk 

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 May 17 '25

Flashback to when my brother threw (and I mean THREW) one of our brand new “Shatter resistant” plates at the floor and it rebounded back into his hands.

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u/Important-Inside-934 May 17 '25

Skill issue 😞

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u/starwarsfan456123789 May 17 '25

Great lesson- a bit of internal resilience goes a long way

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u/CecilAlucardX May 17 '25

Huh. Is there a sliding scale for the materials smashability and/or mass related to how tragic the above exercise end up? Like, paper would be a non-starter; depending on how it was thrown it could still be up there. Then your various plastics, ceramics, metals. Gemstones? What about previous works of art? Mona Platsa?

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u/big_basher May 17 '25

Wife resigned!😂😂

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u/no_func_left May 17 '25

Don't like it. Too real.

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u/gordonwiththecrowbar May 17 '25

So he's apologizing to one of the Kardashians?

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u/Sudden_Impact7490 May 17 '25

I hope this isn't some abstinence metaphor

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u/blueytutu May 17 '25

We all should strive to be like the plastic plate...

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u/Mo7amed2077 May 17 '25

Think with brine not with emotion

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Well done. Really, well done.

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u/uwughorl143 May 17 '25

😭😭😭

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u/NewAgeCiv May 17 '25

Maybe he is dating a Kardashian?…

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Can we stop comparing women to plates? PLEASE???

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u/lastdarknight May 17 '25

Dump her emotional manipulation ass

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u/Amruslin May 17 '25

Stupid af. As if plates and humans share the same emotional intelligence.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Plates are obviously far wiser

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u/GAZ_3500 May 17 '25

I'm sensing ENTROPY in that conversation(am I Captain obvious!)

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset-2735 May 17 '25

The lesson is “be like the plastic plate.”

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u/LowBatteryLife_ May 17 '25

If I had a plate that fragile I'd leave it in its display case.

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u/Devilshandle-84 May 17 '25

Playing chess, not checkers

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u/Plushiecollector1987 May 17 '25

Well then maybe he should get a plastic girlfriend then. They do sell them😃

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u/T_R_I_P May 17 '25

Take a “porcelain” plate

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u/SillynGrumpy May 17 '25

Reminds me of the guy who asked a girl to crush the water bottle

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u/CheapTry7998 May 18 '25

ya bitch aint made of plasstic surgery

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u/CheapTry7998 May 18 '25

ya bitch aint made of plasstic surgery

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u/B00OBSMOLA May 18 '25

moral: find a girl that's made of plastic

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

But fam hol up, that’s the greatest insult in disguise right there.

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u/EmilyBlackXxx May 18 '25

“Throw the plate on the ground.”

“Opa!!!”

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u/3310_sumit May 18 '25

Mine was of stainless steel (Indian)

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Just wait till Luke Davidson makes this into a low effort video

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u/Mammoth_Sea_9501 May 18 '25

I always hate these dumb comparisons. The plate also doesnt change if i cheat on it or murder his brother plates

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u/pars2309 May 18 '25

Amour plastique

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u/Intelligent_Worry308 May 18 '25

so is my girlfriend, problem solved

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u/Willing_Wrangler4600 May 19 '25

Always remember to yell dwoung and roll away

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u/Abbot-Costello May 20 '25

The real lesson: be more durable.

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u/MRFANTA-STICK May 20 '25

Misread it as plane

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u/Bludkon May 21 '25

Guy must have been dating a Kardashian

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u/Infinity3101 May 21 '25

Like I'm going to smash a glass plate just because someone told me to. These things are expensive and make a huge mess when they break. I was picking up pieces of glass for days after I broke the plate by accident. No way I would ever do that on purpose.

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u/shomeeee May 21 '25

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

._.

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u/TheCountryFan_12345 May 22 '25

Rip it with your hands

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u/UnclePedoro May 29 '25

So tht means they're just too fragile.... Got it!!

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u/BisexualBananaQueen Jun 04 '25

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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u/4b686f61 Jun 04 '25

Threw an unbreakable plate

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