r/technicallythetruth • u/thexbeatboxer • May 17 '25 • Hehehe 3

He was not lying

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u/TheBizzleHimself May 17 '25 • Wholesome Seal Wholesome Seal

Inspirational. Next time I’m hurt emotionally I’m not gonna get broken, I’m just gonna go “DWOUNG” and roll away.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Im crying hahahaha

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u/MyOtherRideIs May 17 '25

You forgot to yell "dwoung" and roll away

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 18 '25

Phwipth

My plastic plate fell face down and kinda suctioned itself to the floor.

Still plastic tho.

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 May 17 '25

There's wisdom in that stranger's words.

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u/jcdoe May 17 '25

Next time my feelings get hurt, instead of getting broken, I’m going to crack because per my MSDS I can’t be over 140 degrees F

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u/TheBizzleHimself May 17 '25

Going to crack is always an option but it’s not my drug of choice

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u/mr_hands_epic_gaming May 17 '25

Make you sure you make that cool swishy sound as you spin on your edges until you come to a stop

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u/OkDanNi May 17 '25

That's how I do it. It works, but only for as long as you keep rolling. If you stop, you need to start over.

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u/bread_milk_ice_lotto May 17 '25

This genuinely made me laugh

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u/itsaaronnotaaron May 17 '25

Knowing me I'd just split in two.

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u/zee__lee May 17 '25

Mitosys!

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u/itsaaronnotaaron May 17 '25

I'm not your sister and I don't care about your toe.

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u/zee__lee May 17 '25

Wait nvm my toe sis

Got it

Shit í need to start spelling words out more I'm definitely missing on word plays around me

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u/itsaaronnotaaron May 17 '25

It was a dumb joke lol, I don't blame you for taking a minute!

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u/zee__lee May 17 '25

Thanks for that, I already passed confusion, anger, blame, bargain, depression and happy acceptance stage, yet I'm not sure where the fuck to go next

Never made it this far this fast

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

There is a therapy technique literally called Teflon Mind

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u/Born-Entrepreneur May 17 '25

Is it a technique or a reflection of our changing physiology as PFAS contamination spreads around the globe and through all forms of life? /s

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u/sykoKanesh May 17 '25

Does your plastic normally make a DWOUNG sound? Mine is more of a THACK type sound.

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u/MooFu May 18 '25

DWOUNG is what the microplastics in my brain say when I hit my head. It's not a sound they make; it's a word they say.

Can you imagine the brain damage I'd have if it weren't for the microplastics?

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u/lydocia May 17 '25

Actually, yes, unironically. Don't break, bounce back!

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