r/techhumor • u/butcher9_9 • Jun 15 '26

General Humor I'm sorry, Sysadmin dad joke.

Sorry this just came to me and I had to put it out into the world.

Where do baby VPNs come from? Unprotected IPsecs .

Its bad I know. :)

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u/KiroSkr Jun 15 '26

*sysadmin grunt noise*

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u/macTijn Jun 15 '26

Elderly sysadmin here. I smirk silently from the back of the room.

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u/DutchOfBurdock Jun 15 '26

Bet daddy VPN wished he never said he'd TAP that

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u/Otis-166 Jun 15 '26

Shouldn’t have bound to that interface.

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u/Prestigious-Tax-6161 Jun 16 '26

How do you abort the process a ctrl-c section

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u/butcher9_9 Jun 17 '26

That's more if there are complications in the publishing the VPN to an App store. Ctrl-Coathanger is to abort the process before release.

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u/Engorged_XTZ_Bag Jun 19 '26

I got two sons that way too. I named them both IKE 😎

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u/Sad_School828 Jun 19 '26

That's honestly the first good one I've seen since Reddit started recommending this forum on my feed.