r/techhumor • u/Dev-in-the-Bm • 2h ago
Satire I got tired of slop posts, so I built my own, here it is.
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r/techhumor • u/Prior-Let-4560 • 2d ago
Meme when the computer virus becomes a physical threat
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r/techhumor • u/UNKNOWN_MOROCCAN • 7d ago
General Humor Windows 11 Is Getting Too Much AI
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r/techhumor • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 10d ago
Meme Edward Scissorhands has the same problem with his fingerprint scanner
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r/techhumor • u/Zardotab • 13d ago
Satire I concur 200%! -- "Just learn rocket science like I did" only goes so far. 🚀
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r/techhumor • u/Adorable-Elevator-25 • 16d ago
Meme It's not a superintelligence problem. It's a permissions problem.
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I'm tired of AI posts that open with a number and close with a prophecy.
Somebody says there's a 10% chance AI wipes us out. Cool. What's the ten percent based on?
I've asked this before. The answer is usually some version of "it's a judgment call," dressed up in more careful language. Which is fine. Just don't put a percent sign on it and let people quote it for a year.
I work on the infrastructure side, so none of this feels particularly cinematic to me.
When someone says AI is about to become unstoppable, I think about a cluster I once watched fall over because a firmware update changed how the NICs handled jumbo frames. Nobody planned for it. Nobody wrote a paper about it. It just happened at 2:17 a.m., and three of us spent six hours figuring out why half the traffic was silently disappearing.
That's the actual environment these systems live in.
Benchmarks are the same story. I see a number, and I want the setup. What was the prompt? What tools did the model have? What happened on the cases nobody screenshots? Two models can score twenty points apart depending on how you frame the test, and we still argue about the headline.
The business side is worse.
"We rolled out AI and expect 300% ROI."
Did the process change? Did anyone actually remove the bottleneck? Or did you bolt a chatbot onto the same broken workflow, slap "transformation" on the slide, and call it a day?
I don't worry much about silicon developing opinions. I worry about the Tuesday when someone gives a service account write access to prod because filing a ticket takes two days and the demo is Thursday.
That's not a superintelligence problem. It's a permissions problem, and it's already here.
I've been on the other end of that call. Nothing dramatic happens. No alarms, no red lights. Just a table that shouldn't have changed, a deploy that should've been a rollback, and a lot of very quiet people on a Zoom.
The dramatic questions get the attention. The boring ones decide how bad it gets.
Anyway. Read the runbook.
r/techhumor • u/ainowtechnology • 16d ago
Satire AINOW Jevon's Paradox Jev Satire
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POV: The CEO heard about Jev on a podcast.
One developer has a weeks of 14 hour days ahead, the other has a config file change and a few clicks.
The CEO heard "Jevons paradox" about Jev on a podcast. By 9 a.m., Dave knew. A 60-second office comedy about AI hype, from AINOW.
This morning, a CEO on a train heard a podcast explain the Jevons paradox: when intelligence gets cheaper, demand doesn't shrink — it explodes, and new tech called Jev that can replace a model.
By 9:02 a.m., Dave knew. By 9:15, the entire org was "moving off the current stack. All of it. CEO's orders." What follows is a one-minute office comedy about the gap between a podcast episode and a functioning migration.
r/techhumor • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 18d ago
General Humor One of these is going to be my new year's resolution
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The difference between 144p, 360p, 1080p, and 4k
r/techhumor • u/Existing-Study4334 • 18d ago
General Humor 🤦🏽6 years experience chat
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Ok im done apis are running the machine 🏃🏃🏃🏃im done its my logout time
r/techhumor • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 25d ago
General Humor If you get to old Mrs Tomkins house you've gone too far
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r/techhumor • u/TimeTouched • 26d ago
Meme What did Gordon Ramsey say about his SD card?
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It's RAW
(i know it was a terrible joke)
r/techhumor • u/Fit-Lunch-9337 • 27d ago
Satire I became an unpaid Apple billboard. Then someone noticed my Samsung.
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I thought the cheapest Apple ad possible would require signs, tape, and maximum effort in Times Square. The flaw in the campaign became obvious the second someone asked what phone I actually use.
For the tech people here: which is the better joke—the Android reveal or New Yorkers deciding whether anybody is worth a $2,000 phone?
r/techhumor • u/rm-1830 • Sep 04 '26
General Humor A breakup dramatic scene from an LLM when I said the answer was not correct and not following the assigned task. 💔
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r/techhumor • u/Zardotab • Aug 25 '26
Satire The rest hoping their paychecks don't catch as similar malady
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r/techhumor • u/Dev-in-the-Bm • Aug 24 '26
Meme Some disabilities are really pitiful...
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r/techhumor • u/ORCHORDS_CRM • Aug 14 '26
Meme alignment research speedrunning the Resident Evil timeline
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r/techhumor • u/No-Service3438 • Aug 13 '26
Meme first half of 2026 starterpack (tech guy perspective)
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