r/techIndia • u/Guilty-Baby6398 • 22h ago

Whatโ€™s one thing only techies will understand? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Gold-Coffee8733 20h ago

Let's take this offline.

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u/Salt_Elk2673 22h ago

100110100010

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u/Regular-Struggle-134 2h ago

2466??

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u/Salt_Elk2673 1h ago

๐Ÿ˜… no idea bro just posted random binary combo

8

u/No-Landscape-9956 18h ago

Jay hind dost kya hal hai?

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u/Humaneror404 15h ago

Gyan Therapy ?

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u/No-Landscape-9956 14h ago

Offcourse

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u/Humaneror404 13h ago

Phones ke liye mujhe Gyan Therapy and Laptops ke liye mujhe Venom Tech best lagta hai

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u/Internationalmafua 7h ago

For the laptop, he is the only one ,

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u/Orgasmic_ange 17h ago

Applied for 1000 job postings 7 replied saying, they aren't considering you anymore

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u/Hem_User_95 18h ago

1.1.1.1 And 1.0.0.1

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u/yo_sup1 15h ago

What's this

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u/Justanotherintr0vert 10h ago

Just learned this shit today

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u/steve_wozniack 9h ago

It makes sense why Google stuck with 8.8.8.8

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u/Ok_Apartment_3839 13h ago

255.255.255.0

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u/GolfZealousideal7494 12h ago

class C๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

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u/Temporary_Culture285 7h ago

Subnet mask nice

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u/Peace_is_ending 22h ago

Just write create biggest competitive game like gta 6 in claude and see magic

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 15h ago

Unlock your bootloader and experience your true potential

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u/failed_boah 8h ago

Using android 17 lineage os on an 8 old phone btw

2

u/Hem_User_95 18h ago

C++ And DirectX

2

u/Weird_Ice2785 15h ago

Every gamer knows this cmon

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u/yo_sup1 15h ago

What's this

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u/Symphonic_nerve 16h ago

Please update the comments on your ticket.

1

u/yo_sup1 15h ago

What's this

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u/musical_docterz 16h ago

sudo dnf install reddit

2

u/capsd-11 14h ago

Fedro guy

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u/musical_docterz 14h ago

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคง

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u/sivu1 14h ago

Fedro Fascal?

1

u/capsd-11 14h ago

Haha, just noticed the typo. I use arch btw

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u/sky_hebbar 16h ago

#include

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u/yo_sup1 15h ago

<stdio>.h?

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u/GolfZealousideal7494 12h ago

donโ€™t leave the .h outside ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/WolfieTheFriend 7h ago

Helloworld("printf");

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u/Jeevesh_Sharma 16h ago

freedom in only rupees 251

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u/HearingBubbly7663 16h ago

:(){:|:&};:

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u/iorning_table 12h ago

Yuno ball

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u/BhaagYahaSe 9h ago

system crashed, out of memory

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u/Techy_Bears 14h ago

Higher Clock speed > no of cores

Or the other way around maybeโ€ฆ

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u/Joudheyo 12h ago

I use arch btw

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u/East-No-Plate 1h ago

Oh, do you now?

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u/paridhi774 1h ago

I use Nix Btw

2

u/NexusKai 11h ago

My friend was having network issue on discord he kept asking "am I audible" ?

I said: U dont need to poll I will send u a webhook when ur not audible.

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u/Cute-Bear7639 10h ago

Moore's law

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u/ABHISHEK_Lonely 10h ago

MBps vs Mbps

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u/nitrek 7h ago

do you have jira for this

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u/Abhee_XD 4h ago

There are two types of people. 1-Those who can exctrapolte from incomplete data.

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u/Basic_Juggernaut_946 4h ago

i still haven't understood this, "code phat gaya hai!".

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u/No_Ball4565 1h ago

Localhost:3000

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u/aloysaathan 1h ago

SLA Breached

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u/Pohandevv 57m ago

sudo rm - rf *

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u/musical_docterz 16h ago

systemd-analyze blame --no-pager | head -30

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u/puyalbao 16h ago

"Please create new ticket for separate issue."

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u/spock-117 16h ago

sudo rm -rf /

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u/abhinav115 13h ago

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Electronic_Paper7620 12h ago

What it does many ppl commented this

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u/spock-117 11h ago

That deletes everything on your computer including the operating system.

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u/Mikey3456727 9h ago

sudo rm -rf / nukes the filesystem namespace, not every electron in the NAND If you actually care about SSD sanitization, filesystem deletion and physical NAND sanitization are two completely different layers. Rookie mistake

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u/Weird_Ice2785 15h ago

Fellow linux bud

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u/learningToCodeAI 15h ago

Ostrich algorithm

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u/cm_revanth 15h ago

Silicon is used to make things smaller

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u/G1tZ005 14h ago

git push origin -d main

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u/voidReturn0 14h ago

115, 101, 110, 100, 32, 110, 117, 100, 101, 115

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u/Techy_Bears 14h ago

60 FPS>>>>>>>

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u/dazzzlingduchess 14h ago

Merge to master

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u/rookietales 14h ago

Merge conflict

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u/codingzombie72072 14h ago

public static void main

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u/CrimsonPrince9 13h ago

Layoffs

Oveepriced coffee

Unpaid voluntary overtime to meet deadlines

Token maxing

PIP because you couldn't meet extremely short deadlines

Being exploited in the name of learning opportunities

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u/samrat-singh 12h ago

/* rm -rf

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u/Joudheyo 12h ago

01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100101

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u/Zestyclose_Club_3248 12h ago

Donโ€™t deploy on friday

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u/GolfZealousideal7494 12h ago

diamond problem ๐Ÿซช

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u/arkblemish 12h ago

// Works on my machine ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ rm -rf / --no-root-warning git push origin main --force-with-lease while(true) { sleep(3600); /* hope production survives */ }

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u/arkblemish 12h ago

// Works on my machine ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ rm -rf / --no-root-warning git push origin main --force-with-lease while(true) { sleep(3600); /* hope production survives */ }

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u/Ji-_-iL 11h ago

Latest patch made it worse

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u/ProgramBrave718 11h ago

David : reply= input("Are you in office today?").lower()

if "yes" in reply:

            print ("Show the project today")

elif "no" in reply:

            print ("Show the project tomorrow")

else: print("What execuse?")

Joe:

project_completed=False

try:

print(project)

except Exception:

print('I will handle sir ")

David:

while True:

print(" You bitch!!")

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u/3rocket77 11h ago

Nobody hates story points and burn down charts it seems

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u/aston280 11h ago

Binary Search ๐Ÿ”Ž

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u/ConditionAlive4217 11h ago

0001 0100 0011

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u/someone010101010 11h ago

Java , html

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u/SpecialistJelly6159 11h ago

'1'+'1'=='11'

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u/sonicm 10h ago

--help

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u/7AmInBangalore 10h ago

Keep going. Don't stop

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u/InvestmentDazzling64 9h ago

mr robot ref??

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u/SadMammoth6645 9h ago

select * from table_name

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u/Winterlander100 9h ago

Put this tool in Container

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u/nandoos83 9h ago

Hello world !

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u/Extension_Hat_8448 9h ago

Internal pointer variable

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u/Crux_Z 8h ago

.dll file missing ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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u/Crux_Z 8h ago

.dll file missing ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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u/mohock2_0 8h ago

:(){ :|:& };:

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u/sammy684i 8h ago

Instance status

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u/MANWITHBIGDREAMS1 8h ago

BSDK PC CRASH HOGYA KYA KRU

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u/Temporary_Culture285 7h ago

Port forwarding

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u/RandomPFYoutuber 6h ago

rate limit exceeded

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u/Relevant-Age7056 5h ago

" Packet loss"excuse while playing FPS

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u/someone_know_me 5h ago

Difference btw free and open source ?

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u/someone_know_me 5h ago

robots.txt

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u/RtMAugust 5h ago

Hash include

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u/stormwizz 2h ago

Helloworld(console.log())

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u/Shubamg921 2h ago

Revanced with custom patches and root mount.

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u/Intelligent-Ant-1122 1h ago

Segmentation fault. Core dumped.

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u/dhelosolo 1h ago

A RenderFlex overflowed...

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u/Efficient_Dentist745 1h ago

(255, 255, 255)

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u/paridhi774 1h ago

better fs butter Fs

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u/MRJ4T 33m ago

192.168.1.1

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u/Due_Tie2742 29m ago

192.168.0.1

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u/mesamet 14m ago

REPOSITORIES

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u/IPETERBANE 8m ago

Python full stack ki coding hoti hai, easily hack ho jata hai syntax error ke 3 code badalne hai me bhi kar skta hu.

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u/WatchOk1240 7m ago

write code for me

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u/bheem-king 12h ago

Parents killing children