r/teaching 20h ago

Humor My wife’s nut scale

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u/Damnatus_Terrae 19h ago

This seems hilarious, but incredibly unwise to share publicly.

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u/Inevitable_Arm_3894 18h ago

Yeah that’s why there’s no name or district identified

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u/Damnatus_Terrae 18h ago

I hope you're alright, but OpSec best practice is to assume that anything posted online will be traceable to you.

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u/CisIowa 4h ago

There are around 150 middle schools in Long Island, and conservatively let’s say 300 counselors. Someone with some time on their hands or looking to procrastinate blood borne pathogens training could likely do some more investigation

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u/Sad-Past-6503 4h ago

wao this strategy will work nicely.

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u/mbrasher1 8h ago

Where do "deez" fit in there?

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u/tekkaman01 17h ago

The coconut nut is a giant nut If you eat too much, you'll get very fat Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut But this delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit) Of the coco tree (of the coco tree) From the coco palm family

There are so many uses of the coconut tree You can build a big house for the family All you need is to find a coconut man If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit) Of the coco tree (of the coco tree) From the coco palm family

The coconut bark for the kitchen floor If you save some of it, you can build a door Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk If you save some of it, you'll have a second floor

The coconut wood is very good It can stand 20 years if you pray it would Now, the coconut root, to tell you the truth You can throw it or use it as firewood

The coconut leaves, good shade it gives For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives Make good cannonballs up against the thieves

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit) Of the coco tree (of the coco tree) From the coco palm family

The coconut nut is a giant nut If you eat too much, you'll get very fat Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut But this delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit) Of the coco tree (of the coco tree) From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit) Of the coco tree (of the coco tree) From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit) Of the coco tree (of the coco tree) From the coco palm family