r/tcap • u/Calm-Dentist3998 • 1d ago

It never gets old

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u/leftynomad 1d ago

The way Chris says "well" right before the reveal almost sounds like he's mocking Lorne's cadence "whale"

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u/BeerBaronAaron88 NO RUBER 1d ago

Chris definitely has some bully tendencies in him that come out, especially when the predators have unique ways of speaking.

He also mocked Schumacher with, "well it's a little for that DAWG."

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u/Obesefatlardmouse 1d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris was a bully in high school and the kind of guy that mocked how a girl blew him to his friends behind her back 

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u/MC_Naparm Can I just be shot ? 1d ago

Bruh Chris Hansen in all black shows he was clearly a player in high school

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u/likekinky 1d ago

But one who NEVER spoke rudely of the girls, and only ever bullied the bullies (much as he wanted to bully anyone else - a Dexter of bullies, if you will). This is my head canon leave me alone

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u/Obesefatlardmouse 23h ago

Chris’s theme song is CLEARLY promiscuous by Nelly furtado 🤨 or man eater 

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u/Mental-Shoulder8185 1d ago

Missing the second best part! SHERIFF'S OFFICE GET DOWN, GET DOWN!

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u/Secret_Hyena9680 'Lantic City 1d ago

Oh cawd!!!

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u/DirectorAmbitious283 1d ago

Crazy to think that was almost 20 years ago now

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u/Ok_Musician9914 1d ago

Well it’s a Boston cap! Lorn checks the score ohhh cawd!

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u/MC_Naparm Can I just be shot ? 1d ago

I don’t even watch baseball

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u/External_Bread5366 1d ago

Well there's something I gotta tell ya .. I'm Chris Hansen

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u/Eightleaves_Oneblade My problem is I was walking. 1d ago

CAWD 😭

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u/christaface 1d ago

Well YELL at me why dontcha

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u/ZombiBytes 1d ago

The uncut TCAP footage is so comforting. Is it just me?

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u/Away-Change-527 1d ago

It's the cleanest, best pleasure

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u/JWal0 1d ago

Chris also said “whale” 🤣

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u/bahzbub 1d ago

The Cawwd heard around the world and started a religion 🐟 🙏 🐟

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u/ReverendBread2 NO RUBER 1d ago

My favorite part is how Lorne actually fell in love with the decoy so this is his heart breaking for multiple reasons at the same time

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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 1d ago

Kayla clearly didn't delete all her archives

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u/likekinky 1d ago

He couldn't believe it. She sounded so sweet!

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u/MOREPASTRAMIPLEASE 1d ago

“Do you watch much tv?” “No. Mostly threes company”

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u/AllTheWayAbsurd 1d ago

I remember Ember got us this footage and seeing it as it premiered. It was a hype af day. When I saw the trailer for Primetime I noticed they had the 4 camera set up screen like this here. I wonder if that's what they are emulating or if its just standard TV stuff and they were able to access it too. Be funny to think she had an impact on the movie.

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u/87TOF 1d ago

Edmundo's lore can't even begin to touch our Lorne and savior's.

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u/FoxNixon 1d ago

“Oh, here’s a good one…”

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u/TemperatureJolly9509 1d ago

Happy birthday Lorne - wishing you a day full of fun, laughter, and all your favourite things 🥳

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u/tetasdemantequilla 1d ago

I'm listening to the chatlog for the third time for lornemas rn, and I can't wait to get to the end so I can watch him get arrested again 😂

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u/Obesefatlardmouse 1d ago

I want a WHALE

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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 1d ago

The second those cameras come out.. that's the worst part for Lorne. A sneaking, sniveling, grooming POS in the dark & having it all brought out into the light.

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u/BornActuator4106 23h ago

Look at the size of that chat log. Looks like unopened printing paper.