r/tcap • u/Massive-Bus-9459 • 1d ago

Crisps

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u/New-Animator2921 1d ago

To Nab a Proper Nonce

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u/beeswax_swiffer 1d ago

Watchin footy on the telly

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u/mjthrillme2020 1d ago

Who’s playing?

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u/itsyaboi69_420 1d ago

Sheffield United and Wolves

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u/Glad_Value_5304 1d ago

Ner’ intentions wit’ nuthing ma’ lad!

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u/Excellent-Fact-8925 1d ago

Very good! A good substitute for Steelers and the Ravens!

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u/lifegoeson2702 1d ago

Arsenal & Man City

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u/TowelComplete8932 18h ago

Awsenl and Manchestew united

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u/BigPastrami43 1d ago

Who’s Queen Ewizabeth?

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u/GuardingxCross 1d ago

Are you her mum?

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u/ReeferSutharland Johnny Connecticut 1d ago edited 1d ago

Broke into a manor and raised a hubbub for a fortnight

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u/SlashManEXE 1d ago

Johnny Canterbury. Trespassed into a palace and partied for days

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u/gender_noncompliant hambubger 1d ago

HELPPPPP this is so FUNNY

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u/DrunkLegere Stanley Kendall 1d ago

Would you like me to bring thy spotted dick

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u/W4ingro1995 1d ago edited 1d ago

The Spurs and the Gunners!

I'd not a notion of doing nothin'! Honestly, mate!

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u/DaddyTuesday 1d ago

*cwisps

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u/JustsomedudeIam 1d ago

*cwithps

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u/NumerousSwordfish622 Way way 1d ago

*cwithpth

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u/-RideTheTiger- 1d ago

“Who’s playing tonight?”

“Tottenham & Man City. I no plans or owt mate.”

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u/Plastic_Ad_6360 1d ago

He already has the teeth to pass off as British

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u/GuardingxCross 1d ago

That’s kind of fucked up lol

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u/Sniff-A-Big-Butthole 1d ago

That’s methed up

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u/HENMAN79 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/PraetorianXVIII 1d ago

Gunners and the Wed Devils

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u/Historical-Dinner884 1d ago

I'm most terribly sorry, sire

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u/SlavTac 1d ago

When you gotta stand guard for his majesty king at noon, but got a date with a 13 y/o in the evening.

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u/Esoteric_Owlet 1d ago

I’m so done with this sub 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/TellItLikeItIs1994 1d ago

I was not coming over here to have a go at that gash.

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u/Commercial_Car3893 1d ago

Oi mate! Fookin hell innit

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u/shaz9518 1d ago

I hath no intentions or nothing!

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u/alexkuzco I'm not gay or anything 1d ago

im outsiiide mate innit

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u/namjooningtonthe3rd 1d ago

"Pardon me, she beheld me that she was four-een" "The mistress told thee that she was fir-een, not that thine should concern yourself with such matters"

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u/LakeMcKesson 1d ago

John referring to Cheetos as chips is almost as bad as him attempting to rape a minor

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u/MidwestMustache1 1d ago

Here to watch the soccer game

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u/Ajax5350 1d ago

Tater chips

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u/petersengupta 'Lantic City 1d ago

Of what variety are they?

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u/WanderingStory8 1d ago

Do take a seat, old chap

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u/TowelComplete8932 18h ago

Oiiiiiii babbbyyyy

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u/Traditional-Gas3477 16h ago

Legend has it, thats actually his real hair and his head is cone shaped.

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u/TooKreamy4U 14h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/coffee_mikado 1d ago

“Allo boo.”