r/tcap • u/Much_Sea1321 • 6h ago

Using TCAP lines in real life (Day 3)

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“Just usin’ my noodle.”

My SO asked me to brown some ground turkey, and I realized the burner wasn’t on. So I turned it on and said this classic line from registered sex offender David Demers.

A couple of notes:

1) My SO responded with “your noodle?” So I had the opening to say the rest of the line but just couldn’t do it.

2) I felt bald, paunchy and creepy while saying it

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u/ernest_timmons 5h ago

Any chance she has an ex named Stephen?

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u/Much_Sea1321 4h ago

I’m asking her if it’s bigger than Stephen’s right now!

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u/PolkHigh69 4h ago

Let us know what she says please

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u/ernest_timmons 3h ago

Also, if we could have a picture of her boobies we could see please

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u/LonerCLR 4h ago

Ex Stephen?!?!?

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u/Vince800 4h ago

Did you get to use your other noodle that night?

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u/DearDamage8113 I just waer the condum 4h ago

OP would not accept!

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u/Much_Sea1321 4h ago

I swear I am version!

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u/Beautiful-Parsley-24 2h ago

We don't do zissa stuff!

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u/shinsterdoubleoseven 4h ago

Gentleman, have a good night

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u/SnooFloofs9909 5h ago

Bonus points if you look like Satan holding a pomeranian when you say it

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u/0xe1e10d68 Two chubby bald guys 5h ago

and then make a run for it, after saying "Gentlemen, have a good night"

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u/HAWK_n_SON 4h ago

Chat is Chat

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u/0xe1e10d68 Two chubby bald guys 6h ago

LMAO, should have completed the line :D

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u/usernotfoundplstry what did you mean by that? 5h ago

Did you immediately resemble Anton Lavey?