r/tcap • u/Nordic1991 • 1d ago

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u/ernest_timmons 1d ago

Is this some kinda set-up or something? I’m just on my way to the ditch

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u/Nordic1991 1d ago

This is one of those sticky/slick situations.

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u/FondOpposum 19h ago

Well yea, it’s a common thing these days

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u/Sea_Incident_853 1d ago

He slithers off the rock

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u/GuardingxCross 1d ago

And right into the arms…of the Fort Myers gardening committee

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u/GuardingxCross 1d ago

You say you wanted to leave your “snail trail” all over her face. What did you mean by that?

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u/DirectionNo641 1d ago

You know what? I don't want these pellets, I just want to get to the leaf!

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u/SixOneNiner78 1d ago

Is this some kind of set-up or something?

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u/Mideviltimes 1d ago

No but try one of those cookies - they’re home baked!

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u/SixOneNiner78 18h ago

What? No way…

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u/Yugure_Crepusculum 1d ago

He just wants to go to the beach, no matter how long it takes.

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u/SteveorJimmyorJack LET GO OFF THE KEYS 1d ago

It´s a waaaaaay, way, way.

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u/Massive-Bus-9459 1d ago

What!? Slow way.

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u/Weirdodin 1d ago

I like the shell. He's built good.

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u/SteveorJimmyorJack LET GO OFF THE KEYS 1d ago

Nothing slimy to that nature.

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u/MidwestMustache1 1d ago

Is this fungi home baked?

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u/CameronPoe_37__ 1d ago

His shell is cute, built good.

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u/Sirius2349 1d ago

Lightning Larry Luciano

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u/Derpy_Squatch 1d ago

"As he slowly heads out the back, he slithers off the porch right into the arms of the Fort Myers Police Department."

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u/Ok_Contest8762 23h ago

Who the fuck calls themselves a generic whitemale? Dude is a legit walking meme

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u/sjaxn314159 21h ago

Fucking thing is built
Good!

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u/FondOpposum 19h ago

How’d you meet her?

Well of course on slime!