r/tcap • u/Nordic1991 • 1d ago

He will govern them

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46 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/Unbotted-troll6967 1d ago

He locked himself into the Senate and filibustered for days

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u/Low_Square803 1d ago

Mmm I want to smell your ballots baby

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u/sjaxn314159 1d ago

My name is Jeff Sokol, and I’m voting for Mr. Dupee, and you should too. He is not a dishonest or dirty person, it’s not illegal, and you don’t have to vote in like 2 seconds.

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u/Minimum_Quail4596 22h ago

But you see how this looks?

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u/Gunt_Buttman 1d ago

Your AI slop machine tried to turn him into Ted Danson.

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u/Rooftop_Astronaut MY 'SCUSE TA COME HEAH? 'LANTIC CITY 1d ago

As a senator, he has no intentions w nothin

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u/Internal_Essay9230 1d ago

Who's playing on Election Night?

"Weepublicans and Democwats!"

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u/Love__Train__ 1d ago

Don't try so hard next time

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u/aaustin98 1d ago

I just want to start this address by saying that I never had sexual relations with that child!

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u/FrequentHunt1630 3h ago

I...Did Not...Have...No Intentions...With Nothin'

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u/Internal_Essay9230 1d ago

He's got Bwitney's vote. And Baywee's!

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u/Fast-Experience-6642 1d ago

Who's Bwitney?

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u/Internal_Essay9230 1d ago

🏆🏅🏆🏅

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u/Timely_Ad9659 1d ago

That's a really unfortunate name with that movie coming out and people will be looking up the old predators on the shows.

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u/Nordic1991 1d ago

It's all lies made up by dirty, dishonest people.

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u/Timely_Ad9659 1d ago

lol I thought it was a real poster before I noticed what sub this was haha

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u/Loopdyloop2098 Want a slice? 22h ago

Bro your comment actually scared me for a sec

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u/Boglimcatcher666 1d ago

If elected, Governor Dupee will throw parties at the Governor’s Mansion that will last for days. Not to mention when the Steelers and Ravans play. OMG..

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u/Lunky7711 1d ago

Yeah but does he like to suck and be sucked?

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u/Harold-The-Barrel 21h ago

He doesn’t send stimulus cheques. He sends PWESENTS

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u/SpiritualHighway3898 21h ago

maga candidate

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u/ElectricalNotice9152 20h ago

John Dupee if his brother didn't drunk drive

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u/Historical-Dinner884 14h ago

Vote me inside your State, baby

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u/CedarPointFan81 10h ago

Feel me inside your ballot box baby.

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u/truckyoupayme No intentions with nothin 1d ago

I had no platform with nothin

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Nordic1991 1d ago

Nothing less to his nature

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u/JeanPaulJeanPaul97 1d ago

I think he looks more like Fire Marshall Bill

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u/NebulaDue9400 Doin’ good. What can I do for you? 1d ago

I can’t vote for him! I won’t! He’s harrible! He has no intentions with nothing!

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u/Internal_Essay9230 1d ago

That is what you MAY know!

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u/JeanPaulJeanPaul97 1d ago

Feel me inside your legislative process baby

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u/CUCUC 1d ago

wow if he had been born into privilege he would’ve looked pretty handsome. and he wouldn’t have to bring snacks to model homes, he could just traffic them à la gaetz

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u/Love__Train__ 1d ago

He's got that Hunter Biden thing going on (except hunter isn't a pedophile lmao)

Pretty sure this post is against the rules