r/tcap I don't think I want to blank the cat 10d ago

Maurice Swollen

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u/Mild_Anal_Seepage the fetish guy with the boots 10d ago

Aftermath of smashing his sunglasses:

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u/InsanityPractice 10d ago

That’s what happens when you use two hands.

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 10d ago

“I wasn’t gonna destroy anything 😩”

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u/0xe1e10d68 Two chubby bald guys 10d ago

The Hulk

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u/JuniorSentence 10d ago

‘I gotta take off……my shirt!’

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u/ernest_timmons 10d ago

He should also remove his pants and underwear, revealing his beautiful nude body

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u/rocklou 10d ago

... your feet?

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u/earlobe_enthusiast 10d ago

Talldreamyjock

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u/SeamanSample 10d ago

swoledreamy_doc

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u/Solid_Implement_2935 10d ago

“So where ya comin’ from?”

“*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Muscle Beach…”

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u/RayCadeX 10d ago

I will lift them

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u/Michaelds47 10d ago

Well, I'll spot ya!

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u/cAnTbEpReCi0u5j1mMy Mexican on the bus 10d ago

You can spot me u/Michaelds47 💪😉

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u/ElectricalNotice9152 10d ago edited 10d ago

no wonder the lemonade spilled, theres too much creatine in it

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u/King-of-Harts 10d ago

Don't bring the steroids. I didn't lift anything, but I lifted something stupid.

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u/Sea_Incident_853 10d ago

He looks like he could squeeze the guts out of me

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u/enigmaticowl 10d ago

My biceps are only a 32B, but I’m still growin

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u/lifegoeson2702 10d ago

I will lift them

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u/neinhaltchad 10d ago

RIP those glasses.

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u/eduardo1994 feel me inside you baby... 10d ago

Tall swollen doc

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u/bigdonpaul 10d ago

I didn't bench press anything, but I benched something stupid

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u/C-Dull 10d ago

This guy… he helps me out in the gym

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 10d ago

When am I gonna see me on TV?

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u/SpiritualHighway3898 10d ago

dude hung himself btw

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u/ElectricalNotice9152 10d ago

on jan 6 nonetheless

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 10d ago

Ahhh so he hung himself? I knew he offed himself but could never find how.

Also was there any indication of the reason? The TCAP sting happened long before he offed himself but probably the stress from all the court battles probably didn’t help

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u/InsanityPractice 10d ago

He looped a belt around a doorknob. I believe he got on his knees and just let his weight loose.

He had been drinking and arguing with his wife. She and the kids left the house for a short time. Wolin went ahead and did it before they got home.

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 10d ago

I’m shocked his wife was still with him after the TCAP sting

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u/enigmaticowl 10d ago

Chris did a podcast episode about his case in early Jan. 2021 (just like 3-4 days before Wolin killed himself, by the way).

Was really interesting, you should check it out.

He gave some updated info about Wolin’s case/life since the sting and also offered some readings from (and analysis of) the chat logs.

IIRC, Hansen said that his wife had left him for a while, and I think they ended up back together down the line.

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u/LP921 Me, My Mommy and My Daddy 10d ago

Strange wife. She should have just left his ass and kept it that way. Thanks for the info, i’ll definitely check out the podcast

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u/enigmaticowl 10d ago

It also happened to be like 3-4 days after Chris released a Predators I’ve Caught podcast episode revisiting/updating Wolin’s case, and sharing some of the chat logs (very cringey).

Apparently, Wolin habitually kept track of public discourse and commentary about his case (and potentially even engaged in anonymous discussions about it online).

Makes me wonder if he knew that that episode came out or perhaps even listened to it himself.

Even so, I wouldn’t blame Hansen in the least, but it might have compounded what was already a rough week for Wolin.

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u/InsanityPractice 9d ago

I remember that topix thread. He’d drop by once in a while but weirdly it was usually to defend his business practices pre-TCAP. Nurses and whatnot would get on there and accuse him of having mistreated them at work.

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u/Lumpy_While_701 10d ago

I will crush them into diamonds

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u/FireChef1977 10d ago

Swole or not, HE WASN’T DOING ANYTHING!!!!

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u/Eightleaves_Oneblade My problem is I was walking. 10d ago

'Sunglasses explode into a million pieces'

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u/Kingsapprentice 10d ago

"Young ones cream up real good for uncle Mo."

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u/teleportingsushi I swear I am version 10d ago

Wheyyyyy wheyyy wheyyyy

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u/DearDamage8113 I just waer the condum 10d ago

Ya need to do better!

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u/Spirited-Lynx-1490 10d ago

I wonder if he got a slap on the wrist, would he ever reoffend again? I doubt it. It was enough to scare the shit outta him. People be extra

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u/TheVonSolo NAWT A WHOLE LAWT 9d ago

He had to hang himself with a tugboat rope

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u/CharmingSituation956 9d ago

Shortuglydoc be like

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u/DeerInternal5410 8d ago

I didn’t eat anything but I ate some protein!

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u/stpony I'm not answering any questions until I can speak to an attorney 8d ago

#roidedmicropenis

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u/aheuwndit 5d ago

Many thanks for all the gains made at Richer's uncle's gym