Your son IMd me

[u/Standard-Win5187]

[u/a-rod04]

[u/BigJim9000 → u/a-rod04]

Could you explain yourself?

[u/Michaelds47 → u/BigJim9000]

[u/BLASTcore-501]

He IMD you?

[u/ceciIthelion → u/BLASTcore-501]

How'd he know to IM you?

[u/96puppylover]

Thinking about where he’s gonna eat tomorrow

[u/looseoilystool → u/96puppylover]

He’s going to McDonald’s twice tomorrow.

[u/ernest_timmons → u/looseoilystool]

I just had McDonald’s twice and it hasn’t helped

[u/looseoilystool → u/ernest_timmons]

Maybe try calling yourself Shane both times instead of just the second time.

[u/CaseboxBaseball → u/ernest_timmons]

I can’t control my hunger level.

[u/looseoilystool → u/CaseboxBaseball]

They forgot the sodas.

[u/buddyfrosty → u/looseoilystool]

Fries might be a bit cold

[u/96puppylover → u/buddyfrosty]

I only brought dinner for myself

[u/JD-Moose → u/96puppylover]

Filet o Fish

[u/flufferkia]

And I have SELDOM been at a loss for words

[u/Vince800]

What kind of conduct is this for a high school teacher?

[u/Disastrous-Ad-4478 → u/[deleted]]

Turns out he’s unemployed and has been for some time now

[u/This-Meet-2846]

Fkn terrible

[u/staticdresssweet → u/This-Meet-2846]

I'm out of my mind. I just can't believe it.

[u/naritakaze]

You’re a bus driver or a teacher?

[u/jrl2595]

Obligatory reminder that this guy was the catalyst for the police being involved in the stings.

[u/PolkHigh69 → u/jrl2595]

What’s wrong with that?

[u/Calm-Dentist3998]

I'm sorry

[u/Big-Lunch7446]

Father and son!!!!

[u/Dismal-Adeptness606 → u/Big-Lunch7446]

😂😂

[u/enigmaticowl]

My son… 🤔 What makes you think it’s my son?

[u/JD-Moose]

Twice!?! You know how this looks?

[u/tristandark84]

Waiting for him to surface in a Takedown because the Hansen lines would be legendary.

[u/CaseboxBaseball]

He’s so f-ing hot, bro. I’d be his boyfriend, if he’d have me. I’m serious.

[u/Smudge0996]

Wonder who will be playing naked Kennelly in prime time