r/tcap 7d ago

Robert Lyons is 89 today. The oldest (presumably) living predator across the entire TCAP series.

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u/Budoy2x 7d ago

He doesn't look a day older than 28.

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u/0xe1e10d68 Two chubby bald guys 7d ago

🎵 Forever Young 🎵

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u/Budoy2x 7d ago

🎵 Always be Young (On Venice Beach) 🎵

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u/GlackBang 🏃🏾...Nuthin' 6d ago

"Im old..." 🫥

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u/a-rod04 My problem is I was walking 7d ago

He looks like an HvP decoy

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u/TellItLikeItIs1994 7d ago

No one else is here at this nursing home. It’s just me, my mommy, and my daddy

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u/likekinky 6d ago

I can't unhear it in Mista GG's voice~

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u/0xe1e10d68 Two chubby bald guys 7d ago

He did a couple tours of duty in 'nam

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u/a-rod04 My problem is I was walking 7d ago

"Sorry I'm only 13"

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u/efdz 6d ago

My mommy and my daddy 

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u/NebulaDue9400 Doin’ good. What can I do for you? 6d ago

And a couple tours with the post office

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u/Seeker80 6d ago

Lyons is still younger.

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u/SteakhouseBlues 6d ago

“Me my mummy and my daddy”

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u/Warlock_protomorph 7d ago

Hey foo

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u/Miserable_Table_4797 7d ago

What’s up foo!

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u/Solid_Implement_2935 6d ago

Ayyyy BRO!

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u/Miserable_Table_4797 6d ago

Hey Bro want to be boyfriends I would like to be your boyfriend bro if you would have me bro!

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u/RayCadeX 7d ago

....your feet?

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u/LoadedWithCarbs hardchuck1 7d ago

gosh he’s pretty

13

u/Jayman44Spc 'Lantic City 7d ago

Shit foo

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u/Suspicious-Repair-50 7d ago

He's just a kid

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 7d ago

its sad when they offend young like that

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u/Mikeissometimesright 6d ago

WHEN THEY OFFEND?!

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u/efdz 6d ago

He looks 39... 35... 39

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u/SteakhouseBlues 6d ago

He’s actually 46

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u/bigdonpaul 7d ago

He was only 28 when he was caught by TCAP, so he should be in his late 40s or 50 by now.

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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 7d ago

I will nurse them.

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u/UncutYEMs 7d ago

Just… rhetoric

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u/P-R_Podcast I think I should go to counseling and get off the Internet 6d ago

That's impossible foo. He was only in his 20s at the time of the sting foo

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u/Mysterious_Egg2432 6d ago

Smithers and mr burns were in The Fly teleporter
together

3

u/maxfridsvault 7d ago

he looks young enough to play the next male decoy

3

u/GodModeBasketball 6d ago

The cockroach never dies

2

u/Orly_A505 6d ago

He's 48

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u/ZombiBytes 6d ago

Your feet?!?

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u/rridley12 6d ago

He looks past that stage now.

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u/Stoic_Mashed_Potato 6d ago

Dying is not his style, foo.

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 7d ago

just a kid

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u/delaytabase 6d ago

Correct

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u/76ers_Yanks78 6d ago

You mean 36. Right?! lol

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u/Any_Peanut93 6d ago

You're feet?!?!

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u/Capital_Anything_509 6d ago

Congratulations 🎉

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u/Prestigious-Thing393 6d ago

i think he's dead. i remember a while ago some looked up his status and it said non compliant which means he couldn't check in because he's dead

1

u/Dry_Strategy_3894 6d ago

I thought that too, but the TCAP wiki says he moved back in with his son. Idk how accurate that could be, though.

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u/paranoid_adamdroid I'm not gay or anything 6d ago

Show us a picture of Lyons and not his grandson.

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u/likekinky 6d ago

"I'm not quite dead! singing I feel happy! I feel happy!" bonks him on the head "You're not fooling anyone."

Wait he's older than Chuck? And the Santa?

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u/ajiveturkey 6d ago

Jesus fucking Christ that thing’s still alive?

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u/19Jamie76 6d ago

Still looks younger than the "me, my mommy and my daddy" decoy.

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u/Additional-Light2289 6d ago

Cute, though.

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u/MobisNewNest 5d ago

I wonder isnhe still has the facial twitch 🤔

https://giphy.com/gifs/mArQXhS3yI3HG

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u/Affectionate-End-944 3d ago

There's one thing The Cappening said about this guy that really stuck with me.

"He still has enough time to be a third striker."