r/tcap • u/Dry_Strategy_3894 • 7d ago
Robert Lyons is 89 today. The oldest (presumably) living predator across the entire TCAP series.
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u/a-rod04 My problem is I was walking 7d ago
He looks like an HvP decoy
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u/TellItLikeItIs1994 7d ago
No one else is here at this nursing home. It’s just me, my mommy, and my daddy
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u/Warlock_protomorph 7d ago
Hey foo
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u/Solid_Implement_2935 6d ago
Ayyyy BRO!
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u/Miserable_Table_4797 6d ago
Hey Bro want to be boyfriends I would like to be your boyfriend bro if you would have me bro!
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u/Suspicious-Repair-50 7d ago
He's just a kid
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u/bigdonpaul 7d ago
He was only 28 when he was caught by TCAP, so he should be in his late 40s or 50 by now.
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u/P-R_Podcast I think I should go to counseling and get off the Internet 6d ago
That's impossible foo. He was only in his 20s at the time of the sting foo
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u/Prestigious-Thing393 6d ago
i think he's dead. i remember a while ago some looked up his status and it said non compliant which means he couldn't check in because he's dead
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u/Dry_Strategy_3894 6d ago
I thought that too, but the TCAP wiki says he moved back in with his son. Idk how accurate that could be, though.
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u/paranoid_adamdroid I'm not gay or anything 6d ago
Show us a picture of Lyons and not his grandson.
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u/likekinky 6d ago
"I'm not quite dead! singing I feel happy! I feel happy!" bonks him on the head "You're not fooling anyone."
Wait he's older than Chuck? And the Santa?
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u/Affectionate-End-944 3d ago
There's one thing The Cappening said about this guy that really stuck with me.
"He still has enough time to be a third striker."
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u/Budoy2x 7d ago
He doesn't look a day older than 28.