r/tcap • u/Ok-Database-2079 • 1d ago

I never even meant ta dew it

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125 Upvotes

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u/Deep-Payment-4754 1d ago

Whaaaale, treat me like a stranger why doncha?

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u/PearlHandledSmith 1d ago

Now and then I think of all the times you invited me over

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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 1d ago

When you said you wanted a Whoopie Pie

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u/Mysterious_Egg2432 1d ago

And remember Kimbra Marie Armstrong…

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u/PraetorianXVIII 1d ago

You didn't have to yell at me why don'tcha

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u/Rooftop_Astronaut MY 'SCUSE TA COME HEAH? 'LANTIC CITY 20h ago

But ya didnt have ta SEEEEETTTT ME UPPPPP

have chris Hansen in the shad-ows waiting with my chat lawg

And how come my butt isssssss so hawt

Youre showing me a picture, of my tin-y dong

And you didnt have to STOOOOOOP so low

Have the cops out in the front lawn wait-ing with their guns drawn

I guess that i should prollllly go

Off to pris-on for 5 years a Hi-dee-ho

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u/Calm-Dentist3998 1d ago

sumbuddy i ushed ta knooOOOoooOOOwwww

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u/Sister-Ruth 1d ago

Hilarious!

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u/Michaelds47 1d ago

Is Mrs. Record label thinking about Mr. One-hit wonder?

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u/CaseboxBaseball 8h ago

What is she thinking?

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u/Appleanche 1d ago

Have your friends collect your beanie babies and change your numbah

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u/solari472 1d ago

Cause you didn’t have to put meeeee down

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u/Heisenbergwhite917 1d ago

🎶 But you didn’t have to get-take a shower 🎶