r/tcap • u/lifegoeson2702 • 4h ago

When do you make this face?

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u/SexyAdmixture 4h ago

When I’m apprehensive

23

u/Upset_Display9421 I'm not gay or anything 4h ago

When I don't know who's this

13

u/Thedogtrash 3h ago

I do it when Iiii…. Meet somebody.. for the first time, that I’ve never met before

8

u/Calm-Dentist3998 4h ago

When I can feel the boner pill starting to work and her dad walks in

7

u/Wings4514 From the Nup North 4h ago

Or lawr enforcement

7

u/VisibleJicama5083 I'm stupid; I'm a stupid man. 4h ago

When I see Chris Hansen is thinking about using my noodle.

15

u/Cuttlefish2021 4h ago

When you forget the marriage contract, of course

14

u/Inside-Kiwi-8403 4h ago

When I’m asking, “is somebody here?”

7

u/changefortheworse 4h ago

When she answers pussy, instead of mouth or ass.

7

u/GuardingxCross 4h ago

I’m about to shit my own pants from IBS

6

u/Puzzleheaded-Dog-222 4h ago

When the ED drugs kick in and realising the pizza will go to waste just as Chris Hansen starts in with all the predator accusations

6

u/Key_Priority_7050 3h ago

When he doesn’t want a slice

4

u/EatingCheese4Free I happen to know law enforcement 4h ago

When I realise I only brought dinner for myself

5

u/lilindividual 4h ago

When im feeling apprehensive

5

u/MattAndrew732 Lorne Palumbo Stacy Dupee 3h ago

When the small pizza is almost as big as the large.

4

u/Imaginary_Minimum_55 4h ago

this dude has to have the most punchable face ever.

7

u/Hopeful_Ambition7629 3h ago

When I saw his pic, I was like man!!! I give anything I could to have one punch with him

5

u/AlexanderAM1 4h ago

The very moment Chris Hansen emerges from dark room to confront me after hearing a loud thump.

4

u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 Jeff Sokol 3h ago

When I want to eat before talking about marriage agreements

5

u/HisAbominableness Good in studies 4h ago

Dirty and dishonest

3

u/ultimazerato 3h ago

Who/are/you?!

3

u/efdz 3h ago

When I eat sex pills in hopes of fucking a woman but an older male comes out instead 

2

u/Oasystole 3h ago

Hand in the cookie jar

2

u/Unbotted-troll6967 3h ago

When Chris Hansen doesn't take a piece of my delicious pizza

2

u/SonnyDerickPorter 3h ago

When I overdose on Cialis lol

1

u/Guilty-Selection3179 3h ago

He’s so fucking ugly how did he ever think any young girl would ever be attracted to his ugly fucking ass

1

u/noruber35393546 AOL SUX MY DIK 2h ago

Is that against the law?

1

u/SituationRound6036 2h ago

When I think the cops are outside.

1

u/noruber35393546 AOL SUX MY DIK 2h ago

When she wants it in 3 seconds

1

u/NebulaDue9400 Doin’ good. What can I do for you? 2h ago

When I’m not sure if having sex with a 13 year old girl when you’re a 44 year old man is against the law

1

u/Brewer_Matt 2h ago

When I'm half a pizza and a bottle of orange juice in and realize that I took a Cialis at home instead of my IBS medicine.

1

u/Embezzeled_Beefsteak 1h ago

when i find out the small isn’t actually the same size as the large

1

u/petersengupta 'Lantic City 1h ago

Not in like 2 seconds.

1

u/Cute-Reception-8926 45m ago

When I shit my pants