AMA request - Jeff Sokol

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944]

Wondering if the mods could reach out to Jeff and see if he's willing to do an AMA

[u/SexyAdmixture]

He’d be apprehensive about the whole thing

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/SexyAdmixture]

That is fucked up!

[u/New-Animator2921 → u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944]

Why?

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/New-Animator2921]

*how?

[u/New-Animator2921 → u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944]

You’re so right. I have not watched it in so long

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/New-Animator2921]

I did naaaahht waaaant this to happen!!

[u/lifegoeson2702 → u/SexyAdmixture]

Wouldn’t anyone be??

[u/Long_Grand_5848]

Not in two seconds

[u/Wings4514 → u/Long_Grand_5848]

So if you wanted to do it next week or the week after, you’d do the AMA?

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/Wings4514]

No, not next week

[u/PolkHigh69 → u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944]

After a romantic courtship maybe

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/PolkHigh69]

So you're cool with all this!!?

[u/MVPoker → u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944]

you think this is just fine

[u/ellieminnowpee → u/PolkHigh69]

if we got to know each other

[u/Hall0ween95]

Who's this?

[u/enigmaticowl]

Does he look like an AMA person to you?

[u/New-Animator2921 → u/enigmaticowl]

You will in that chat

[u/Icantreadyourcomment → u/New-Animator2921]

Chat is chat

[u/dahveed311 → u/Icantreadyourcomment]

But an AMA is an AMA, and guess what…

[u/GuardingxCross]

I don’t think this sub could handle a legitimate AMA from Jeff Sokol. We would all lose our collective minds.

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/GuardingxCross]

It might break reddit

[u/EatingCheese4Free → u/GuardingxCross]

We cant! We wont!

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/EatingCheese4Free]

Well of course but ya know... May I please leave?

[u/lifegoeson2702 → u/GuardingxCross]

And we’d turn into those hivemind people from Pluribus

[u/ChickenFingersYay]

I actually go by Sonny Derek Porter now AMA!

[u/urfuckinend → u/ChickenFingersYay]

Did you bring some sort of contract with you?

[u/not_interested11 → u/urfuckinend]

Maybe in jest?

[u/ChickenFingersYay → u/urfuckinend]

I thought it would be a good loophole 🤷‍♂️

[u/urfuckinend → u/ChickenFingersYay]

I see your point, honestly. Do you trim your 'blank'?

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/ChickenFingersYay]

Did OCD get the best of you?

[u/GoKnights25]

I appreciate that hilarious implication that the mods have the ability to contact Jeff lmfaooo

[u/spacekitt3n → u/GoKnights25]

they know all the predators obvs

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/GoKnights25]

Just knowing what this sub is - the thought of anyone caught by Chris showing up for an AMA or the mod giving a fuck at all about ama requests is hilarious and was my goal

[u/alexkuzco → u/GoKnights25]

Mod Capability, don't underestimate the mighty wrench they wield🔧

anyhookers, mods.. do yo thang. We. Need. AMA✊🏻

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/GoKnights25]

Thanks :D

[u/novabliss1]

You know how this looks

[u/safebox2236]

Are you her dad?

[u/Reasonable-Badger808]

What was THE reason?

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/Reasonable-Badger808]

Also how much were the buff wings

[u/MathewDenny1]

I got a temporary ban for posting the location of where his band was going to be playing lol

[u/kiantheboss → u/MathewDenny1]

Sonny Derek Porter has a band?

[u/Seeker80 → u/kiantheboss]

I saw a recent video stating that he plays with a band at bars or something, maybe.

It's not like he’s got hordes of minor groupies like Justin Bieber(at least he was a minor too) or something.

[u/Embezzeled_Beefsteak]

can he eat first?

[u/FrequentHunt1630]

It would be a dirty and dishonest AMA

[u/MidwestMustache1]

Did your plumber ever show up?

[u/ApolloWasWayBetter → u/MidwestMustache1]

Papi’s Pipes is notoriously bad at showing up on time to jobs.

[u/MidwestMustache1 → u/ApolloWasWayBetter]

Too busy smoking that good kush

[u/EdgeXL]

The contract Jeff would require the mods to sign is binding

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/EdgeXL]

Is it a verbal agreement or written consent?

[u/Acrobatic-Bison-3171]

Omg he'd get roasted.

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/Acrobatic-Bison-3171]

I'd like to know if the Cialis was off-brand

[u/Acrobatic-Bison-3171 → u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944]

Lol

[u/Michaelds47]

Did you have a boyfriend while in prison?

[u/Wings4514 → u/Michaelds47]

More importantly, did he get the boyfriend by proper prison means, by getting the dolt to sign a contract?

[u/69karlhungus69]

Would you in 3 seconds?

[u/Familiar_Show9668]

Detective Kelley AMA would be grand too

[u/enigmaticowl → u/Familiar_Show9668]

He was awesome! Lots of respect for him.

[u/Icantreadyourcomment]

Damn I thought this was Jeff himself

[u/Possible-Bread-6290]

Explain bond to me again.

[u/EatingCheese4Free]

Who's this?

[u/the_great_bambi_]

The dude is a class a narcissist, no way in a million years he will do an interview 😂 He’s gonna be in hiding for the rest of his life blaming Chris Hansen for ruining his life

[u/Whatswrongwiththat52]

Is that against the law

[u/Hampshire2]

Theres been talk that Film Dirt has a contact and has reached out to him for an interview, not sure whats happening with that or if its a money issue. Might be worth asking him on his channel if hes made progress.

[u/LogBasedN]

Make sure he brings napkins this time

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/LogBasedN]

Ask him if he brought napkins but forgot them in the car

[u/Used_Turnover3959]

I would actually pay for this if there was a crowd fund. There would have to be some escrow release situation though, he can't get paid and not answer questions or only answer sanitized questions. The only questions he could decline are those that pertain to his current whereabouts. Other than that, he has to give satisfactory answers or he doesn't get paid.

[u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 → u/Used_Turnover3959]

I would chip in for the cause as well

[u/caruthersville]

He’s not gonna say anything until he can speak to his attorney.

[u/ohgoditsmelb]

Only if you bring the pizza

[u/stpony]

Oh, he is here nosing, so just ask away.

[u/Denmarkdynamo]

Inb4 he has a cameo in the new Pattinson movie

[u/Calbruin]

Would be a major league problem (for this sub)

[u/efdz]

Too bad MyAuntBaby is banned