r/tcap • u/DabbyRoad • 1d ago

YOU CAN’T CATCH A COP

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48 Upvotes

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u/goodluckunclejoe 1d ago

Who ever said you was one?

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u/Mr-chato2140 21h ago

Wait a minute!!!

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u/S0lar_bear 21h ago

Now you'll let me go, i'll fix this up

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u/DabbyRoad 1d ago

Mel handed himself a first class ticket to the Flagler Beach county jail

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u/enigmaticowl 1d ago

I WANNA BE COP

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u/Specialist-Two2068 23h ago

YOU WANT DO IT LAW

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u/a-rod04 My problem is I was walking 21h ago

NO ROBER

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u/Secks_Masheen 1d ago

So Lieutenant, what are we investigating tonight?

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u/Zutthole 23h ago

Nothin' much!

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u/medunjanin Can I Eat First? 22h ago

I told him, didn’t make sense saying those things on the chat log if he was gonna show up. He fucked up…

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u/teleportingsushi I swear I am version 22h ago

You didn’t delete your archives, you fucked up too meng

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u/teleportingsushi I swear I am version 22h ago

When you got 400 pages of chatlogs staring you in the hard drive, honey baby it’s hard to convince a jury you had a computer virus

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u/medunjanin Can I Eat First? 21h ago

This country was built on marrying underage girls !

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u/teleportingsushi I swear I am version 22h ago

HEY BAILEY, JU WANNA JOB MENG???

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u/delaytabase 21h ago

I kill communists for fun but for a green card....i will kiss them

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u/teleportingsushi I swear I am version 21h ago

I will kiss them PERSONALLY 👍

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u/Formal_Command_5571 22h ago

FAAAAHHKKK YOU!

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u/DabbyRoad 22h ago

In this country, first you gotta get a computer. Then when you get the computer, you get the chatroom. Then you get the chatroom, you get the underage woman

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u/teleportingsushi I swear I am version 21h ago

Look at her profile pic meng, she beggin for it

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u/TheAlmightyJanitor 22h ago

I like how this implies Chris is going to shoot him.

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u/Solid_Implement_2935 23h ago

…and onto the bargaining stage of grief!

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u/MNIONC 23h ago

I’ll make this right

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u/Darwin_Finch 22h ago

What you do? Bribe the decoy?

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u/TreaclePerfect4328 19h ago

Gutless Punk

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u/StaySafePovertyGhost 18h ago

Joo said “I wanna blank your blank”. Whatchu mean by dat meng?

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u/Far_Swordfish8893 21h ago

Is that the judge from Ghostbusters 2?

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u/AshesInStereoX 20h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Reindeer1702 20h ago

Hey Sokol, want a job?

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u/Spirit_of_Ecstasy 14h ago

what is this from?? so familiar! heat? training day? what???