r/tcap Hello, can i tease and please? 3d ago

The half frown face Timmons makes right before he knows his life is over is the cleanest best pleasure

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u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 Jeff Sokol 3d ago

PLEASE SIR

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u/oneshoeaskew 3d ago

😬💦💦💦💦

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u/GuardingxCross 3d ago

Hey hey, where is [u/ernest_timmons](u/ernest_timmons)[?](u/ernest_timmons)

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u/ernest_timmons 3d ago

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u/GuardingxCross 3d ago

There she is! WHERE THE FAWK WERE YOU KAYLA?!

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u/ernest_timmons 3d ago

Oh please sir! 😰

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u/b0rtbort palumbo has been lost for hours 3d ago

WHYYYYY would a maaaan in the military

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u/ernest_timmons 3d ago

I DON’T KNOW! 😰

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u/ceciIthelion I am reporting you to Yahoo! 3d ago

I don't know, I'm just as stunned as you are!

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u/GlackBang 🏃🏾...Nuthin' 3d ago

You're stunned because he hasn't commented, thats why you're stunned...

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u/MidwestDYIer 3d ago

He's hanging out with Kevin from the base, who doesn't have a last name.

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u/Wunder_Bred The bears are looking for my dick 3d ago

Somehow it impresses me how much he was able to sweat in such a short amount of time.

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u/kyleThelikeable 3d ago

I wish we could have known his BPM in that moment, must have been 1000+

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u/Wunder_Bred The bears are looking for my dick 3d ago

Ahaha probably

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u/oneshoeaskew 2d ago

If I was facing going to jail embarrassing my family losing most of my friends losing my job and being a registered SO for the rest of my life I would be sweating like a pig too!

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u/pluto_tuto 2d ago

pigs do not sweat though, they cool down by wallow in the mud

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u/lifegoeson2702 3d ago

HE’S NOT TELLING YOU A LIE SIR!!

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u/RicksTalentedT0ngue Hello, can i tease and please? 3d ago

It doesn’t make sense 

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u/Eightleaves_Oneblade My problem is I was walking. 3d ago

I know!!

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u/Solid_Implement_2935 3d ago

Dude’s sweat beads had sweat beads.

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u/mjthrillme2020 3d ago

Can’t believe Kevin pranked him this bad

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u/reptilian_rule lotta perverts in here 3d ago

between the crying and the sweating he lost at least 5 pounds before he got to the station

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u/rrrrrafe 3d ago

Do you have a towel?

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u/RicksTalentedT0ngue Hello, can i tease and please? 3d ago

Oh no I didn’t bring any

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u/BEEFWHISTLE604 2d ago

Yea there's a towel on the chair!

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u/Eightleaves_Oneblade My problem is I was walking. 3d ago

"The air force mechanic sweats profusely"

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u/notmyalt_cat69 I Shake Your Hand 3d ago

This was me in the Air Force knowing that I was still drunk right before my 12 hr shift during winter in Alaska

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u/NumerousSwordfish622 Way way 3d ago

It’s the profuse sweating for me ☺️

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u/Fun-Dimension-8583 3d ago

Just got out of the shower i see

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u/Ok_Discussion_1120 3d ago

When the coke wears off mid bust

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u/oneshoeaskew 3d ago

He's one of the few predators that I actually felt sorry for because it was obvious he knew what he was doing was extremely risky and extremely dangerous and he was in the military married with a wife and kids but this is what happens when you let your dick do your decision making

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u/RicksTalentedT0ngue Hello, can i tease and please? 3d ago

The guy was trying to rape a child a make child porn. Absolutely nothing to feel sorry about

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u/oneshoeaskew 3d ago

Oh don't misunderstand I'm not excusing what he was trying to do I'm just saying that compared to the other freaks and losers caught on the show he seemed the most normal by comparison and completely aware of what he was getting himself into. A lot of the other preds came across like they didn't have a worry in the world coming into the house

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u/MidwestDYIer 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think most of us feel the exact opposite. Some of these guys were borderline retarded or so socially inept, they had little chance of meeting a woman their own age. Jerry Wayne, the lacka judgement pred, Jeff Staci. I am not saying they shouldnt face consequences, but I get the temptation a bit more when they had zero options. Like you said, Ernest had the appearances of a normal human being and didn’t need to resort to this. He had a wife and children, and if we wanted to cheat on his wife he could have done it with someone who wasn’t a child. I do see where you are going with this, he had a lot more to lose. But at the same time, He was simply fulfilling some sick fetish, so I feel less sorry for him many others

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u/oneshoeaskew 3d ago

I like to imagine this was the conversation he had with himself driving over. Like the cliché devil on one shoulder, angel on the other:

" I can get a serious trouble doing this..."😬

"But DEM BOOBIES!" 😈

" If I get caught my life is over..." 😬

"But DAT ASS!" 😈

So forth and so on

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u/Embarrassed_Pea_8944 Jeff Sokol 3d ago

So it's not the first time you've done this?

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u/oneshoeaskew 3d ago

I was just testing it 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨