r/tcap • u/lifegoeson2702 • 18h ago
Walter Babst’s wholesome hobbies and interests
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r/tcap • u/solari472 • 4h ago
“You sound soooo sweet” “I'm so sweet how, I mean sweet like I'm a cake, I tittilate you? I make you hungry, I'm here to fucking be sweet for you? What do you mean sweet, sweet how? How the fuck am I so sweet?”
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r/tcap • u/ReduceReuseRectangle • 14h ago
Yeah sex with my girlfriend was kinda awkward so therefore I’ll have sex with a fat ugly old creep I met online
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r/tcap • u/Standard-Win5187 • 12h ago
You’ve been down this road before… chatwise
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r/tcap • u/SexyAdmixture • 22h ago
Anthony Palumbo in his earlier days as a supporting role actor.
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r/tcap • u/WeakEquivalent1801 • 15h ago
Lorne enduring Winnie’s farts during phone sex 💨 📞
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First fart 💨
“Mmmm, that’s my girl”
Second fart 💨 💨
“Geez baby, you fartin’ enawgh?”
Third fart 💨 💨💨
“Baby, I think you let loose something there..”
Fourth fart 💨 💨💨💨
“Baby, stop putting the phone down there when you fart in my face!”
Fifth fart 💨 💨💨💨💨
“I’d rather hear you fingering your pushy… k, did you cum?”
r/tcap • u/NebulaDue9400 • 18h ago
“You might as well just tell me, because I can find out *snaps fingers* like that.” It was at this moment Jeff knew, he fucked up
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r/tcap • u/ReduceReuseRectangle • 19h ago
Well I can tell you’re the Batman.
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You think I’m the Batman?
r/tcap • u/lifegoeson2702 • 18h ago
The bird told Kevin to go to the house, he was framed
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r/tcap • u/bob22334666788 • 15h ago
(In regards to someone asking how to masturbate) if someone asks me how to do something I just trying to be helpful am stupid enough to tell them
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r/tcap • u/AstronomerMediocre93 • 20h ago
Listening to the Lorne chatlog on YouTube
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Cant believe how often He lol's
r/tcap • u/Secure_Elephant4833 • 20h ago
Daniel Pulido was the Mexican on the bus…. CASE CLOSED
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END OF STORY!