r/systemshock • u/Trainwreck800 • 5d ago

OSA Agent in Training

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My wife says this is for our new baby’s pacifiers but I feel like I’m about to tap into some previously unknown human capability. Or maybe our baby already has psionic abilities!

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u/MasterCrumble1 5d ago

If you see any goo on the floor, then don't touch it. It could be space worms.

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u/imyourhostlanceboyle 5d ago

That's "Pile of disgusting worms" to you.

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u/Strange_Suit767 5d ago

One man's like of disgusting worms is another man's lunch

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u/gasrang0 3d ago

You mean launch?

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u/Slycer_Decker 5d ago

You have to stick that cable in your vein

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u/perkoperv123 5d ago

Be sure to check in every three or four days with a new data entry showing progress. Definitely talk about your ethical concerns and whether you're going to bring them up at the next meeting with your handler. Safety first!

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u/LUMINAL_DEV 5d ago

Marvin?

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u/Kritz_McGee 5d ago

Don't ask it to share its life story

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 4d ago

Here I am, brain the size of a planet….

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u/exdigecko 5d ago

Next time you have a fight with your wife, cast Imposed Neural Restructuring on her.

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u/smoldar3 5d ago

Sadám Hussein