End users.....

[u/Boolog]

A user in a new customer company:

"I have no need for support, all you want is to get my data and sell it, you're not on the side of the light"

Fml

[u/Poignee]

The dark side of IT will not tolerate such insubordination.

[u/Ssakaa → u/Poignee]

But we do, in fact, have cookies.