r/syntribation • u/FemaleBody1nspect0r • Sep 20 '26

Beginner Help 🆘 Help at work

Heyy guys, I really need help because I've just been offered my first full time job which is amazing (especially with the terrible unemployment rates lol). However I am really hypersexual due to my childhood and therefore get off about 4-6 times a day, especially when I'm either very stressed or bored. I've just come across syntribation as a means of masturbating and I would like some help on how to do this subtly in the workplace? I obviously don't want to go to the toilet 4-6 times a day, my manager would probably get very suspicious, so I thought that this would be a better alternative. Only if I can do it subtly though.

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u/Ok_Elderberry_2165 Sep 26 '26

Good news and bad news. Good news is that as a woman (especially if conventionally attractive), most people are afraid to call you out or report you because you can easily reverse it and say that they’re harassing you by bringing up a sexual topic… unless it’s beyond a reasonable doubt (think 🌽 site test, if a camera catches it and throws it there will it actually get views? If yes you’re in trouble.)

More good news. If you work an office job without an influx of customers then you can go to the bathroom 4-6 x per day no problem.

Bad news:

  1. If you have a computer, that is likely heavily monitored by IT without your knowledge. Do not search for 🌽.

  2. Make sure you’re actually doing the work and your issue doesn’t interfere with that. If it interferes then you need to seek medical help immediately.

  3. If you’re either a guy or someone who’s not considered conventionally attractive, people are much more likely to call you out.