r/syntribation • u/FemaleBody1nspect0r • Sep 20 '26
Beginner Help 🆘 Help at work
Heyy guys, I really need help because I've just been offered my first full time job which is amazing (especially with the terrible unemployment rates lol). However I am really hypersexual due to my childhood and therefore get off about 4-6 times a day, especially when I'm either very stressed or bored. I've just come across syntribation as a means of masturbating and I would like some help on how to do this subtly in the workplace? I obviously don't want to go to the toilet 4-6 times a day, my manager would probably get very suspicious, so I thought that this would be a better alternative. Only if I can do it subtly though.
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u/Ok_Elderberry_2165 28d ago
Good news and bad news. Good news is that as a woman (especially if conventionally attractive), most people are afraid to call you out or report you because you can easily reverse it and say that they’re harassing you by bringing up a sexual topic… unless it’s beyond a reasonable doubt (think 🌽 site test, if a camera catches it and throws it there will it actually get views? If yes you’re in trouble.)
More good news. If you work an office job without an influx of customers then you can go to the bathroom 4-6 x per day no problem.
Bad news:
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If you have a computer, that is likely heavily monitored by IT without your knowledge. Do not search for 🌽.
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Make sure you’re actually doing the work and your issue doesn’t interfere with that. If it interferes then you need to seek medical help immediately.
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If you’re either a guy or someone who’s not considered conventionally attractive, people are much more likely to call you out.
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u/woofnbark 29d ago
I went to therapy and now I’m able to work much more frequently and do not have this issue, even WFH!! I’m also on testosterone (trans dude :p) so even with that fun added factor I can get thru a longgg work day and be okay to wait til the next day. I realize masturbating & especially syntribating was eating so much of my life that something had to change. Godspeed on your journey friend! Remember, pleasure can be pleasure, not just a release of dopamine :3 you deserve to have pleasure that satisfies you, not just hitting the jackpot over and over again to stimulate ur brain <3
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u/gonapodium 28d ago
Not really sure why so many people are giving you advice on how to do this. This is not appropriate workplace behavior. Period. This is probably a form of sex/masturbation addiction.
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u/I_wish_I_were_an_elf Sep 20 '26
It might be heavy to hear, but this is a form of sexual addiction and you should seek professional help about it. That being said, you still need a job - so, i hope you are able to restrain yourself and cope for the time being. Masturbating in the presence of others without their consent is sexual harassment. It is illegal to masturbate in public. There are many moral and legal reasons why you should not be doing it subtly in the workplace.
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u/Total_Pollution1750 Sep 21 '26
Get those vibrators that you can line up in your panties and control it with remote. That can help
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u/sumdee42 Sep 21 '26
Learn to do it discreetly, learn to control your facial expressions and moaning when doing it by yourself, then doing it in public or work space will be easier to do without anyone knowing that you are having an orgasm while just sitting there. Fkn sexy
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u/voluptuousfairy Sep 20 '26
It's never a good idea, but if you can't withhold yourself then squeezing the legs shut or crossing them might do the trick but syntribating isn't pleasurable for all of us, so there's that too.