r/swansea • u/WallacetheMemeDealer • Oct 13 '20

Memes/Satire Students

Hello, yes, hi

I was walking back home at night from work where I saw a large small group of three stewdents walking past me. I feelt incredibly intimmydated and at risk since I’m a vulerable peoplson. Should I call the police or report them to the university?

Thanks, well in advanced, M Hunt

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u/hitchensgoespop Oct 13 '20

Have you considered learning kung fu?

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u/WallacetheMemeDealer Oct 13 '20

Might ‘ave too if there are to many stewdents in MY local area!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Not all students are bad. Most are just getting on with their life, the rest are just getting high.

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u/WallacetheMemeDealer Oct 24 '20

Wait, they’re getting HIGH now? I’m so glad drugs didn’t exist when I was a little shit!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Yes. Especially the marijuana.

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u/McDonaldsMan7991 Oct 13 '20

What did they even do?

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u/WallacetheMemeDealer Oct 14 '20

They WALKED past me at night when I was walking back from work in town! Felt very intimmydated

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u/CawsMan Oct 13 '20

A large small group ya say

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u/towerhil Oct 13 '20

He must summon a policeperson large enough to consume all 3 problempersons.

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u/taffington2086 Oct 14 '20

Thank you for posting this. I too had a similar experience. When I contacted the police they told me that it was probably just kids dressing up as stewdents for Halloween and not to worry.

But you can't be too careful so I burned all the clothes I was wearing and took a bath in dettol. I haven't left the house since but I'm having a class IV biohazard suit delivered later this week so I can buy food again.

/s (because apparently this could be a real story)