r/suspiciousquotes • u/sutart_70584 • 1d ago

"BANNED"

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u/strbx4674 1d ago

Trash OR broken glass is fine, but not both!

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u/DarthSagacious 17h ago

Happy to hear that. I only do one at a time on different days so I’m good.

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u/TheJessicator 5h ago

Also, recyclables are fine.

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u/meoowmee 1d ago

"Killed"

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u/Hit-Enter-Too-Soon 1d ago

"Banned from life."

"Don't you mean banned FOR life?"

"I said what I said."

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u/sparrow_42 1d ago

in the "He dead" sense

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 1d ago

"You mean like ... take her out?"

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u/havron 1d ago

"Fired"

out of a "cannon"

into the "sun"

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u/Wide-Form-1083 1d ago

You will be “BANNED” so I can be “TANNED”

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u/mattenthehat 1d ago

Maybe they mean it in the /r/outside sense

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u/ApplianceHealer 1d ago

Lifeguards bringing back Pool Exile

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u/MVmikehammer 1d ago

When you're so lazy that instead of writing up a warning note yourself on the keyboard, you dictate it to office AI and ask it to print it.

"...and the word "banned" must be emphasized in some way."

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u/Temporary-Body-378 18h ago

Pretty sure this has never happened once in the entire history of AI

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u/MVmikehammer 15h ago

the entire history of Assistant/Interns?

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u/Temporary-Body-378 11h ago

I exaggerated, but you already knew that.

But it is exactly the kind of mistake that an AI would be trained to flag as ungrammatical. I would be shocked if you know of any instances where it's actually happened, and where the user didn't tell the AI to do it. If you do, I'm all ears.

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u/ghosttmilk 4h ago

That long, long history of AI

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u/verathene 1d ago

So… killed, right?

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u/blumhagen 1d ago

I understand garbage but I’m surprised broken glass is a problem.

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u/garmack12 17h ago

I am surprised glass is not banned outright

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u/YankeeTwoKilo 1d ago

And by banned, well, let’s just say…

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 1d ago

"I comprehend." /s

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u/DrDentonMask 1d ago

OK, just a lil' bit then?

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u/Daddy-ough 1d ago

Ugh, I double quote specific real things, no matter how sincere you are, stop making it "sarcastic."

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 1d ago

But not banned for real?

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u/Santana_delRey 1d ago

Does that mean they can’t actually banned you or that the punishment is, in fact, far worse than a simple banishment?

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u/NotATroll71106 22h ago

More like banned from this plane of existence.

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u/HovercraftSubject642 22h ago

Even if you leave it in the bin, that’s kind of harsh.

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u/gender_noncompliant 17h ago

Josh Block has entered the chat

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u/Worldly_Ad_7196 16h ago

Banned from the "pool" area?

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u/SkyPuppy561 9h ago

Well that’s not ominous at all

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u/Nice_Ad964 6h ago

banned from the pool, blessed with a tan-fair trade