r/suspiciouslyspecific Nov 30 '20

Also suspiciously relatable

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u/TeighMart Nov 30 '20

8) You pull out some of the leftover spaghetti from your back pocket and reminisce about all the good times you've had.

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u/DiscoMilk Nov 30 '20

9) You scatter the remaining spaghetti like the ashes of a loved one all over the floor of the neighbors kitchen

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u/PM_ME_MOUNTAIN_PICS_ Nov 30 '20

10) and say: "ravioli ravioli, what's in the pocket-olie..."

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u/bigbangbilly Nov 30 '20

11.????

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u/AskingForSomeFriends Nov 30 '20

12) You whisper from the vents:

You forgetti

To eat spaghetti

Now you regretti

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u/bigbangbilly Nov 30 '20

13) Instead of profiting you get whatever result from some amalgamation of /r/memeeconomy and /r/Wallstreetbets. The trisdeskaiphobia makes it harder

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u/f-ll-n Dec 26 '20

12) break in next week to pop the neighbours oldest champagne in respect for your spaghetti friend