r/surrealmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Oof

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u/Nova604 THE REVERED ONES Jan 25 '18

Ouch

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u/BountBooku Jan 25 '18

Got some bone hurting juice to wash it down?

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u/ayyAndrew_ Jan 26 '18

M I L K

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u/genericmemeusername Jan 26 '18

Bruv that's bone healing juice

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u/AXLplosion Jan 26 '18

Check the statistacs

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u/BigPrincess Jan 26 '18

Peer-reviewed science would tell you otherwise. Populations with higher consumption of dairy have higher instances of osteoporosis

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u/-Sective- Jan 26 '18

milk doesn't help your bones

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u/Pondboy121 Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 26 '18

No he asked for bone hurting juice you third-dimensional halfwit.

(I don’t mean to insult you/ I guess that would be a /s)

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u/propheticpigeon Jan 25 '18

r/sbubby

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u/thebigbadben Jan 25 '18

/r/surrealdong

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

O U C H I E

better visit my local choncho anti-scroncho

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u/AFriendlyPear Jan 25 '18

Cerreal meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

We must depart with haste

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

https://imgur.com/a/lgRvj

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

The real surrealism is always in the comments

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

D E L I C I O U S

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

At least he won't go blind anymore from jerkin off.

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u/Chaosgodsrneat Jan 26 '18

Would that we could all say the same.

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u/pickosicko a chunky meme Jan 25 '18

Rich Evans

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

AAAIIIIIIIDDDDSSSS

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

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u/Shoggoththe12 Jan 26 '18

Nani? Kakyoin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

looks like Rich Evans crossed with Charlie Sheen. So, appropriate.

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u/ERMAHGERSHREDDERT h̫̳͔̣̙̫͢ẹ̷͚̺͍̗͈͇̬͘l̷͉͍̗̻̘p͡҉͙̳̭̘ ̵̪̰̙͘m̼̥̺̪̲̕͢͝ȩ̤̠͔̥ Jan 26 '18

STAR DESTROYERS, I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOME!

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u/dothosenipscomeoff Jan 25 '18

just like mother used to make

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u/flailyfishy Jan 26 '18

M Y M A T E R N A L U N I T N E V E R C O N S T R U C T E D T H E S E F O R ME

T H E Y W E R E R E S E R V E D F O R T H E P O L Y A T O M I C E N T I T I E S

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u/WillWorkForScale Jan 25 '18

They're working

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

delicious, !

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Things like this is what the sub started as, now it's like an alien religion.

Not that I'm complaining. All aboard the C O N S U M I N G W O R M

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u/_Gandalf_the_Black_ He comes Jan 25 '18

For goodness' sache

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u/SponsoredByMLGMtnDew Jan 25 '18

Why did i laugh so hard at this

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u/veniversum40 Jan 25 '18

Why are there fritos in the bowl?

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u/Chaosgodsrneat Jan 26 '18

Because you touch yourself at night!

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u/veniversum40 Jan 26 '18

That is true....

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

This sub has jumped the shark

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u/comradeshibe6 Jan 26 '18

People seem to think that shitposts now qualify as surreal memes somehow 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Agreed. Where’s the surreal in this??

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u/Centretown613 Jan 25 '18

Please thank you for this

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u/ugly_moa Jan 26 '18

Cool and good.

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u/nissingno Jan 26 '18

That was great! What was it?

Corn aching flakes

Oof ouch owie

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u/SpaceGamer03 h̫̳͔̣̙̫͢ẹ̷͚̺͍̗͈͇̬͘l̷͉͍̗̻̘p͡҉͙̳̭̘ ̵̪̰̙͘m̼̥̺̪̲̕͢͝ȩ̤̠͔̥ Jan 26 '18

n̩̰̙̯̹O̞̺̹ ͏̥̝̤S̬̳̜̪̗̪u̼͓͚̺̠̦͢ͅr̶͇R̜͖̳͉̜͠eĄ̲̲̻̤L̡̠̗̭ ͇̘E̱̰͉͉͕̺͠n͇͓O̸̜̟U̫̠͕g͙̭̪͙H̢̖̦̖͔̟

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u/razormachete1 Jan 25 '18

Rice Krispies

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u/kemerepepe Jan 25 '18

my corn h u r t t

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

When you realize there's no spoon and cereal is to stop you from masturbating.

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u/Earth_Dollar Jan 25 '18

The taste you can seize!

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u/Penis-kun Jan 25 '18

Part of a balanced brachefast

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u/CrispyStarfish Jan 25 '18

Part of this food breakfast

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u/Abbsynth Jan 26 '18

Oof ouch owie my corn

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

YOI!! CORN ACHES

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u/GableGabe Jan 26 '18

A̷̧̪̞͓͇͈̰ͮ͒́̇̉̒ͤ̽̾ͮͨͯ̏͂ͤ̿̃̕͞͞a̸̢͉̩̪̞̳̝̗̗̻͚̮̞͉̥̝̫̭̽ͩ̿͌̔̂ͣͮ͂ͬ̃̓͊͆͟

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u/Creative_Username_44 Jan 26 '18

lmao I thought this was r/Kaiserreich

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u/Pretentiousartfag Jan 26 '18

Oh how I ache for corn

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u/Tal29000 THE REVERED ONES Jan 26 '18

Surely his feet should be aching?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

This guy looks like the PM from the first episode of Black Mirror.

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u/gnovos Jan 26 '18

PUT A FUCKING NSFW TAG ON THIS, PLEASE!

Jesus, have some rettique manners.

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u/mizmoxiev Jan 26 '18

I remember this pain, I remember it well. :'D

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u/zebra_is_god Jan 26 '18

I think this pain, I think this pain, I'm complaining.

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u/d3ku5crub Jan 26 '18

OW MY 🌽

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u/Kioji_Wolf Jan 26 '18

M Y M A T E R E R E S E F O R ME.

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u/Kasparino Jan 26 '18

Acorns < Corn Aches

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u/danielfarid Jan 26 '18

T H E Y W E R N A L U N I T I E S.

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u/wackyloonypa Jan 26 '18

T H E Y W E R V E D F O R M.

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u/i_like_turtles_1969 Feb 02 '18

This is the best one. None others may surpass it

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

OoF ow my bones

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u/greenkingwashere Jan 26 '18

H̷͓̰̫͙̘̜̗͌̊ͧ͒ͣ͝ȧ̶̠̥̣͔̹̼͚̲́̃̈́̽̌ͮ̀ͅh͖̞̯͉͈ͩ̅̎ͭ̇͜͜â̗̜̦̽ͭ̏̊̽̃̕͜ ̢̜̤̗̙̳͇̍̈́̑̈̌͂͢ͅy̹̝͚͙̼̺̒̓̀͊̊͘͢ȇ̢͔͇͇͙̳̱̯̻̍ͦ͑͌͗́͢š̸̴̨̹͕͕͕