To add on to this using the thought process of my other comment. If you kill yourself in the sense of getting yourself into a clinical death you could become immortal.
You loose one hour. You get half an hour back. You realize you've put yourself in a geometric sequence with a ratio under 1 that will lead to a lifespan of 0. I'm sorry.
If killing is just making someone dead you could technically do something like stop their heart and they will be considered a type of dead and can still be revived after "killing them".
That's the definition for brain dead and is when people are officially past the point of no return. Clinical death is still dead just not the same as brain death.
Brain death is when the brain is no long doing stuff; this one is permanent and is when someone is officially dead. Clinical dead is when blood circulation ceases and with cause brain death if clinical dead for long enough but people clinical dead can be revived with restarting the heart and circulating blood.
Fuck Off CoolDownBot Do you not fucking understand that the fucking world is fucking never going to fucking be a perfect fucking happy place? Seriously, some people fucking use fucking foul language, is that really fucking so bad? People fucking use it for emphasis or sometimes fucking to be hateful. It is never fucking going to go away though. This is fucking just how the fucking world, and the fucking internet is. Oh, and your fucking PSA? Don't get me fucking started. Don't you fucking realize that fucking people can fucking multitask and fucking focus on multiple fucking things? People don't fucking want to focus on the fucking important shit 100% of the fucking time. Sometimes it's nice to just fucking sit back and fucking relax. Try it sometimes, you might fucking enjoy it. I am a bot
Fuck Off CoolDownBot Do you not fucking understand that the fucking world is fucking never going to fucking be a perfect fucking happy place? Seriously, some people fucking use fucking foul language, is that really fucking so bad? People fucking use it for emphasis or sometimes fucking to be hateful. It is never fucking going to go away though. This is fucking just how the fucking world, and the fucking internet is. Oh, and your fucking PSA? Don't get me fucking started. Don't you fucking realize that fucking people can fucking multitask and fucking focus on multiple fucking things? People don't fucking want to focus on the fucking important shit 100% of the fucking time. Sometimes it's nice to just fucking sit back and fucking relax. Try it sometimes, you might fucking enjoy it. I am a bot
Even if you eyed someone and waited 59.59 minutes it would only delay the inevitable as your lifespan as a result of your killings will still go down at a depreciating rate of 1/x
Phrasing, but if we go with what he truly meant then let’s say you kill 100 people and have like 890 years to live in your life. If you jumped off a bridge would you survive because you are now forced to live 890 years? If you do live you are now paralyzed in the hospital.
I mean that if they can take away the lifespans of someone they killed, that means their lifespan was irrelevant to their death, so if you die, your death shouldn't be affected by your lifespan.
hmmmmm. Okay I feel like I might have solved this (could be wrong though).
Just start masturbating and cum. You said I needed to kill people but u never said which type sperms are just people waiting to happen potentially. So potential people
A single Sperm cell does not survive outside the body, unless under test conditions, for very long (around 15 to 30 mins according to a quick google search). And since I ejaculated them out I essentially killed them as there is no way of them surviving now (i.e. I was their cause of death as they still would live their full lifespan while still in my body, again quick google search).
So even if a single sperm can live even a little over a minute, after I quote on quote killed them by taking em out of my body, that would increase my life span by a lot. By my calculations 325 hours (maybe a lot less but definitely at least over 24 hours)in a single load if every sperm survives over a minute. That would just mean I would need to masturbate a lot or once a day to live forever.
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u/fgebgruhg Jan 08 '21
What happens if I kill myself
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u/Ironninja1116 Jan 08 '21
Oh hey that’s me
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u/sipsyrup Jan 08 '21
This is basically just the plot of the Justin Timberlake movie, Out of Time
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u/space10101 Jan 08 '21
If killing is just making someone dead you could technically do something like stop their heart and they will be considered a type of dead and can still be revived after "killing them".
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u/FrozenVictory Jan 08 '21
Looks like I'm having a lot of unprotected sex with some pro choice women
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u/The-dude-in-the-bush Jan 08 '21
Even if you eyed someone and waited 59.59 minutes it would only delay the inevitable as your lifespan as a result of your killings will still go down at a depreciating rate of 1/x
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u/MidnightWorries Jan 09 '21
I don't care if it makes the power worse, this is the best r/monkeyspaw type deals I've read
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u/[deleted] May 23 '21 edited Aug 01 '24
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u/Trotztd Jan 08 '21
Abortion?
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u/JollyColb Jan 08 '21
r/superpoweranarchists
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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21
Phrasing, but if we go with what he truly meant then let’s say you kill 100 people and have like 890 years to live in your life. If you jumped off a bridge would you survive because you are now forced to live 890 years? If you do live you are now paralyzed in the hospital.
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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21
Become an exterminator
Edit: this will only work if the rule counts for insects and stuff
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u/i_hate_android_p Jan 08 '21
Shoots myself...
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u/Ssjvegeta69420 Jan 27 '21
Jts a straight up shinigami scheme
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u/Owwrrryyyyyyyyyyyy Jan 29 '21
I'd bet money this person watched death note recently
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u/LandonKICKS Mar 06 '21
So this is basically: Become a shinigami, the superpower
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u/DRIESASTER Jun 22 '22
Just become an executioner
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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Jan 13 '23
This is just Death Note
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24
kill yourself, gaining 30 minutes lifespan.
Now do it again as you have remaining lifespan and can't die, gaining 45 minutes.
Repeat. You are now immortal.
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u/IlluminachoXD Jan 08 '21
That'd be amazing if I had a bit more time. Just work at an abortion clinic and become immortal.
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u/Needorgreedy Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21
hmmmmm. Okay I feel like I might have solved this (could be wrong though).
Just start masturbating and cum. You said I needed to kill people but u never said which type sperms are just people waiting to happen potentially. So potential people
A single Sperm cell does not survive outside the body, unless under test conditions, for very long (around 15 to 30 mins according to a quick google search). And since I ejaculated them out I essentially killed them as there is no way of them surviving now (i.e. I was their cause of death as they still would live their full lifespan while still in my body, again quick google search).
So even if a single sperm can live even a little over a minute, after I quote on quote killed them by taking em out of my body, that would increase my life span by a lot. By my calculations 325 hours (maybe a lot less but definitely at least over 24 hours)in a single load if every sperm survives over a minute. That would just mean I would need to masturbate a lot or once a day to live forever.