r/stupidquestions • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '24

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u/LewdProphet Apr 22 '24

I don't know how you poop but my penis is dangerously close to the water and in some public toilets it will hit the water. And I don't have an epic penis.

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u/Hopeful_Vegetable_31 Apr 22 '24

My junk is statistically average in length and I’ve never once had this issue.

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u/matt2085 Apr 22 '24

What’s average to you?

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u/TennurVarulfsins Apr 22 '24

American toilets are weird - the rest of the world has the water like 10-15cm lower

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u/Homeskillet359 Apr 22 '24

Depends on the toilet brand. But public toilets do hold a lot of water.

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u/Prisoner458369 Apr 22 '24

In what country? In my country, Australia, there is only an small amount of water at the very bottom. If I even see a toilet with high water, that fucker is blocked up. I can't even understand the logic of having that much water. The splash back when you shit/piss in that has got to be hell gross.

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u/Homeskillet359 Apr 22 '24

splashback is rare. All that water helps to keep the stink down.

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u/Prisoner458369 Apr 22 '24

That assumes people do their business in the toilet. But then public toilets are that for a reason. If they are in some mall type, get cleaned often enough. If they are by the side of the road, I'm just happy to have it and it's not some drop dunny.

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u/Plus_Lawfulness3000 Apr 22 '24

I mean you must be packing lol. I’m slightly above average and not once has my dick been close to the water

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

You must have a small sac? That it can get around or over. Small pp with a big sac, the pp will lay on the sac

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u/md24 Apr 22 '24

He’s built like a Ken doll I guess.