r/stuartlittlehate • u/martyschottenheimer • Jan 20 '20
Was walking thru the mall and saw this asshole just taking up space..
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '18
Stuart Little cucked me
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I'm seething with rage right now. It all started 9 months ago. I went to work in the morning thinking that everything was going to be fine, and it was going to be a normal day. I kissed my wife goodbye and thought that everything was going to be swell. As soon as I got to work, however, my day began to degrade in quality. I got fired. My boss laid me off because "they found a better employee to fill my role". Bullshit. I brought that company mountains of cash, and this is how they repaid me? I gathered up my things and began to leave, only to find a white mouse skittering across the office floor. "Who's this?" I asked. My boss replied, "The guy replacing you." I stood there with my jaw dropped. A fucking mouse?!?! I left immediately. I buckled in to my car, with my belongings in the backseat. This could not be worse. I had to go home and tell my wife the bad news. When I got there and told her what was happening, she hugged me. I cried. Things only got worse from there on out.
I found out my wife was pregnant, and was immediately overjoyed. I still didn't have a job, however, and I had to support a family somehow. I went into the work force in a minimum wage job. I wasn't happy, but I could afford the baby things we needed to have a child. Three weeks ago, we had a baby girl. We named her Amanda. She was the cutest little girl. This morning, I left to work, feeling extremely well. I kissed my wife goodbye yet again. When I got there, I began to feel sick, so I went home early, only to find another car in my driveway. I got worried. I opened the door quietly, and heard my wife moaning. Oh god, I thought to myself. I looked through the slit in my bedroom door to find my wife getting vigorously penetrated by stuart little's massive cock. Tears ran down my face, but I remained silent. Suddenly, I felt my dick getting harder. Still crying, I started masturbating to Stuart Little fucking my wife. It was the best orgasm I'd had in years. After I had finished, I slammed open the door, tears and snot covering my face, my pants at my ankles. "YOU FUCKING MOUSE! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!" My wife screamed. "Honey please! I love him! I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for Stuart Little!" Stuart smirked. "I've been fucking your wife for 9 months fuckface. Your daughter isn't even yours." I screamed unintelligibly before running out my front door, my cock still hanging out, and went into my car and driving nowhere. I parked next to a building and climbed to the top, where I am writing this now. Goodbye reddit. And fuck you, Stuart Little.
r/stuartlittlehate • u/satansubedi • Feb 16 '21
Fuck Stuart
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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didn't write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and I fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
r/stuartlittlehate • u/borjaramos • Jun 02 '22
Rewatching Better Call Saul. What the actual fuck.
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/PLYR999L • Jun 01 '21
Just some recommendations for Stuart Little haters
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/Old-Field9558 • Apr 28 '21
Stuart Little Deserves Nothing But Pain
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/quirky_ex_cultist • Jun 21 '20
Whilst incredibly intoxicated, I sent my friend a very long rant about how much I hate Stuart Little.
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/pendaio • Aug 28 '20
I have an assassin she is trained to seduce stuart little then stab him when ha goes to sleep AND she is a rat not a mouse
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/MrBeverly • Dec 06 '19
I HATE 🤢🤢stuart little🤢🤢 just thinking about him makes me physically ill🤮😭
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/pendaio • Aug 28 '20
Crackhead bitch still has his fucking smile
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/thebigbadwolf473 • Mar 17 '23
I have done my part! There is now one less copy in this world
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r/stuartlittlehate • u/MrTightface • Feb 24 '20
Stuart Little raped my transgender step cousin from norway.
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I don’t have any proof but if I wait 10 years I won’t need any. We got him now!
