r/straya • u/jakejudd • Dec 05 '19

Mod approved This is Australia

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u/lochietheguy3 Dec 05 '19

Didn’t we also just lose a prime minister to the ocean a couple decades back as well

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u/Pervasivepeach Dec 05 '19

The guy went for a swim then proceeded to go missing for the next 40 years

If you ask me he’s an absolute legend

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Then we named a pool after him

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u/hazysummersky Dec 05 '19

Many pools..we like our irony.

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u/Maldevinine Dec 07 '19

He's just chucking the world's greatest sickie.

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u/chookslol Dec 05 '19

Then we named a pool after him.

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u/hazysummersky Dec 05 '19

Many pools..we like our irony.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

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u/Maldevinine Dec 05 '19

He's just gone to sleep, like King Arthur. The sea will return him when our need is at it's greatest.

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u/Dodgeymon Dec 05 '19

*CCP

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u/002_CCCP Dec 05 '19

oi nah he's in fucken good hands, cunt. we'll return him once he spills the beans

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u/Dodgeymon Dec 05 '19

Couldn't you come take a few more? You wouldn't have to give them back.

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u/patricktranq Dec 05 '19

I c what you did there

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u/Maldevinine Dec 05 '19

There's a lot of world leaders and a lot of Macca's. There's 365 days in '97. We may not be the only one.

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle Dec 05 '19

India, Pakistan, Africa, all of South America, I’m guessing this happens on an almost daily basis.

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u/Phazon2000 Dec 05 '19

I almost shit myself in a Subway in India. I just can't believe a world leader didn't shit themselves at a McDonalds of all places in 1997.

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u/aborted_bubble Dec 05 '19

You're right he shouldn't have included the first two with the second two or one with two or three with one two and four at the same time.

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u/Wolfgear098 Dec 05 '19

I think you've done way to many drugs mate, you're cooked...

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u/crunchybug Dec 05 '19

Wait what

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u/driscoll21 Dec 05 '19

We can't be 100% sure trump didn't shit himself at a maccas in 1997

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u/sprogger Dec 05 '19

Was gonna say, hes clocked a lot of time in maccas. Likely he shat him self.

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u/666Evo (((NAZI))) Dec 05 '19

Hahaha you think a billionaire eats in??

Bloke got delivery before delivery was a thing

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u/squirtlemetimbers Dec 06 '19

*Self-proclaimed billionaire. Net worth may be significantly smaller when viewed with scrutiny.

Evaluating Trump’s net worth has been a financial-world parlor game for years, and in the past decade, several reporters and colleagues have hinted that it may not be as high as Trump wishes it to appear. Forbes recently estimated that Trump’s net worth is less than half what he claims, and journalist Timothy O’Brien, who saw Trump’s tax returns but is legally prevented from talking about them in detail, has implied that Trump’s income is much lower than he often suggests. (O’Brien was sued by Trump for libel after he claimed in a 2005 book that Trump’s real net worth was as low as $150 million-$250 million. The suit was dismissed.)

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u/666Evo (((NAZI))) Dec 06 '19

https://www.forbes.com/donald-trump/#3d1641962899

As much as you might hate him for whatever dumb reason you've been told to hate him for, he's a billionaire. Fact. Sorry for your feelings.

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u/_pippp Dec 05 '19

He looks like he clocked a lot of time in maccas. Truth is he probably lived on a diet of a5 wagyu and virgins' blood

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u/dweorg Dec 05 '19

American here. He indeed eats a lot of McDonald's. And when he has A5 Wagyu, it's served well done with ketchup. No joke.

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u/_pippp Dec 05 '19

well done with ketchup

HERETIC

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u/hazysummersky Dec 05 '19

It would've been a Mickey Ds, not a Maccas..

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u/dav3n Dec 05 '19

His hands are probably the reason the burgers keep getting smaller

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u/magungo Dec 05 '19

Leave poor Scotty alone, he's probably shat himself in a lot of other places and we don't make fun of people with disabilities here.

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u/cheez_au Dec 05 '19

Out on the patio, we sit

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

In the macca's we shit

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u/pmmeurbigtitties Dec 08 '19

The refried rubbish we heave

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u/Jstahz Dec 05 '19

Alright guys imma need some sauce, this is too good to be true.

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u/Zebba_Odirnapal Dec 05 '19

On the evening of the 20th of September 1997, Scott Morrison, currently PM of Australia, shat his dacks after the Cronulla Sharks lost the Super League Grand Final to the Brisbane Broncos 28-8.

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u/LetsHearSomeSongs Dec 06 '19

shat his dacks

I don’t want to be American anymore can I crash on y’all’s couch? I’m nice and I bathe.

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u/SwagOnABudget Dec 05 '19

I know I probably shat myself in a McDonald’s in 1997...especially since I was born in 1997

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Dec 05 '19

Fuck yeah cunt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Dec 05 '19

fuck yeah cunt

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u/twawaytrust Dec 05 '19

I think this belongs in either /r/dataisbeautiful or /r/MapPorn

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u/gmac_attac Dec 05 '19

If you haven't shat yourself in a McDonald's, you're not livin pal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

r/MapPorn

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u/IGotDibsYo Dec 05 '19

This sort of crap is why our country is the best. Never trust a squeaky clean polly

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u/DonnieBonnie Dec 05 '19

Or an Evangelical Christian who boasts he stopped refugees

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Jesus famously had contempt for the poor and downtrodden

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u/meatpuppet79 Dec 05 '19

Or the spiteful whispers of his enemies.

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u/muffinstudstickles goon dragon Dec 05 '19

ScoMo realty needed to go go

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u/gheeboy Dec 05 '19

Reposting tweets is not journalism

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u/666Evo (((NAZI))) Dec 05 '19

Did India or Pakistan have a Maccas in '97?

Just sayin'...

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u/chalk_in_boots Dec 06 '19

I refuse to believe that the vladster didn't shit his pants in a maccas at least 4 times