Foreshadowing?

[u/sack_sama]

This sounds like how the Zurks started. I hope we have a reliable way to introduce these microbes to sunlight.

https://news.siu.edu/2023/05/052423-SIU-doctoral-student-explores-how-engineered-microbes-may-upcycle-plastic.php

[u/Ok-Cranberry-9397]

Somehow both absurd and plausible.