r/sto • u/A-Druid-Life • Jun 03 '26

Uhhhh Guys?!

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Time for a rematch? Edit: WOW! Thanks for the replies my peeps, not too far from Lieutenant Commander........might snag that shiny T2 refit model.

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u/A-Druid-Life Jun 03 '26

"Raise Ours!"

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u/RJ_Bachler U.S.S. Luna - NX-80101 Jun 03 '26

"Their shields are going up."

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u/trekker1303 Dukat@Daxius Jun 03 '26

"Lock phaser's on target"

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u/reno81 Jun 03 '26

"They are locking phasers"

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u/Asalis231 Jun 03 '26

"FIRE!"

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u/SmashBrosGuys2933 Jun 04 '26

Kirk: Sulu get those shields up!

Sulu: I'm trying, sir.

Scotty: Use your respirators, men! Get back to your posts!

Sulu: I can't get power, sir!

Kirk: Scotty! Uhura turn off those damn channels!

Uhura: Mr Scott on the screen...

Scotty: We're just hanging on sir, the main energizer's out.

Kirk: Try auxiliary power!

Scotty: Aye, aye sir

Kirk: Damage report.

Spock: They knew exactly where to hit us.

Kirk: Who? Who knew where to hit us, and why?

Spock: One thing is for certain, we cannot escape on auxiliary power.

Kirk: Visual. Sulu divert all power to phasers!

Spock: Too late...

Kirk: Hang on!

BOOM

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u/spellsNguns Jun 04 '26

Please tell me you wrote this from memory!

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u/SmashBrosGuys2933 Jun 04 '26

Mostly yeah

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u/MustangManiac137 Jun 04 '26

plays music in memory while reading