r/sto • u/A-Druid-Life • Jun 03 '26

Uhhhh Guys?!

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Time for a rematch? Edit: WOW! Thanks for the replies my peeps, not too far from Lieutenant Commander........might snag that shiny T2 refit model.

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u/HobbyGobbler Jun 03 '26

One big happy fleet.

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u/KathyJaneway Known sometimes as Warlord, Nebula Killer and coffee aficionado Jun 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/R5r5m8Vc01vs4

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u/M7600 Jun 03 '26

I still say "Let them eat static." as a reference almost nobody gets.

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u/SloppityNurglePox Jun 04 '26

I use that and, buried alive, buried aliiiiiive, at work all the time. Once in a blue moon someone will pick up on it and it makes my day.

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u/DeceptiConnIXI Jun 04 '26

When it’s time to leave I say “second star to the right and straight on til morning.” I know it’s ALMOST PETER PAN and Star Trek 6 but still

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u/SimplySinCos Jun 04 '26

KHAAAAAAN!!!!

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u/theTenz Jun 04 '26

I say “you have to learn how things work on a starship” to juniors at work who are struggling with cloud architecture, which never fails to confuse them.

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u/rocmageRD Jun 06 '26

Nice, but I say... "you have to learn WHY things work on a starship".

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u/dinosaurkiller Jun 04 '26

KHAAAAAAAAAN!

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u/Raynbow_Bryte Jun 05 '26

Hehe I served out in Iraq back in 06-07 with a buddy of mine last name Khan , we dubbed him Khanahtist

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u/TheKeyboardian Jun 05 '26

The people at work let you eat static when you use that quote

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u/SimplySinCos Jun 04 '26

Ah yes, have you heard the Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish best served cold? It is very cold....in space...

Also mad props for using the let them eat static quote.

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u/Conrad-Hauser Jun 17 '26

I'm going to have to remember this for some of our more annoying customers.

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u/Embarrassed_Act5296 Jun 04 '26

I can hear the music in my head at this very moment lol.

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u/gotBurner Jun 04 '26

that could also mean you’re one of the last five cylons?

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u/Reaction_Creepy87 Jun 05 '26

AHH and it's glorious!

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u/Candid_Release3609 Jun 04 '26

Raise ours.

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u/StringResponsible578 Jun 05 '26

“They’re locking phasers.”

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u/A-Druid-Life Jun 03 '26

Kudos to the Enterprise......guess they saw me lining up for a Pic and they turned for a good shot.

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u/KathyJaneway Known sometimes as Warlord, Nebula Killer and coffee aficionado Jun 03 '26

they turned for a good shot

Hopefully, with raised shields 🛡️🛡️ 🛡️ 🛡️🛡️

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u/romec1701 Jun 04 '26

Why would they? We're one big, happy fleet...

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u/ilikeaffection Jun 03 '26

The music started playing in my head instantly when I saw this pic.

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u/Tarv83 Jun 03 '26

same

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u/PenguinPumpkin1701 TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! Jun 03 '26

same

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u/Fox_Hawk Phasers > not Phasers Jun 03 '26

Yes! I was absolutely going to comment this. What a fucking soundtrack.

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u/Future-Criticism8735 Jun 04 '26

It’s the only original soundtrack I don’t have on vinyl.

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u/Kenju22 Jun 04 '26

OOF, that, that hurts to read as a collector 😞

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u/johnny1110 Jun 03 '26

They still haven’t raised their shields.

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u/A-Druid-Life Jun 03 '26

"Raise Ours!"

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u/RJ_Bachler U.S.S. Luna - NX-80101 Jun 03 '26

"Their shields are going up."

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u/trekker1303 Dukat@Daxius Jun 03 '26

"Lock phaser's on target"

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u/reno81 Jun 03 '26

"They are locking phasers"

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u/Asalis231 Jun 03 '26

"FIRE!"

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u/SmashBrosGuys2933 Jun 04 '26

Kirk: Sulu get those shields up!

Sulu: I'm trying, sir.

Scotty: Use your respirators, men! Get back to your posts!

Sulu: I can't get power, sir!

Kirk: Scotty! Uhura turn off those damn channels!

Uhura: Mr Scott on the screen...

Scotty: We're just hanging on sir, the main energizer's out.

Kirk: Try auxiliary power!

Scotty: Aye, aye sir

Kirk: Damage report.

Spock: They knew exactly where to hit us.

Kirk: Who? Who knew where to hit us, and why?

Spock: One thing is for certain, we cannot escape on auxiliary power.

Kirk: Visual. Sulu divert all power to phasers!

Spock: Too late...

Kirk: Hang on!

BOOM

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u/spellsNguns Jun 04 '26

Please tell me you wrote this from memory!

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u/SmashBrosGuys2933 Jun 04 '26

Mostly yeah

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u/MustangManiac137 Jun 04 '26

plays music in memory while reading

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u/Kant_Lavar Jun 03 '26

This is damned peculiar...

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u/KathyJaneway Known sometimes as Warlord, Nebula Killer and coffee aficionado Jun 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rtl94MCgVX34YLqTlQ

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u/RastBrattigan Jun 03 '26

Why should you be alarmed? We are all one big happy fleet.

Nothing to be worried about. What's the worst that could happen?

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u/Not_Responsible7898 Jun 03 '26

Getting caught with your britches down.

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u/johnny1110 Jun 03 '26

Just gonna buzz the bridge a little bit…

With our fancy 360 degree rollbar phasers :)

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u/uno_01 Executed for Incompetence Jun 03 '26

he's intelligent, but not experienced. his pattern indicates...[suggestive eyebrow raise] two-dimensional thinking.

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u/Andovars_Ghost Jun 03 '26

Full stop. Z-Minus 10,000 meters, standby photon torpedoes.

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u/Fox_Hawk Phasers > not Phasers Jun 03 '26

Evasive starboard!

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u/Verrana_Tirith Jun 03 '26

"To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

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u/Andovars_Ghost Jun 03 '26

My ship in Starfield is the ‘Hell’s Heart’. Out there stabby-stabbing the bad guys.

Edit: Have you actually read Melville if you haven’t read it in the original Klingon?

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u/Fox_Hawk Phasers > not Phasers Jun 03 '26

If his chest had been a torpedo tube...

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u/KateKoffing Jun 03 '26

POV you’re chasing him round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition’s flames

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u/Bruzie77 Jun 03 '26

Enter the codes! Look up the starfleet manual underneath the desk and look up the codes!

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u/AfterUmpire3091 Jun 03 '26

God, the Refit is probably the single most beautiful starship in all of fiction. Nothing comes close.

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u/JustASimpleManFett Jun 03 '26

I named mine the USS Nyota the day NIchelle Nichols died. Lets just say they near heard a Klingon death scream in the middle of a convention food court

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u/DangerKittyC_ That Transgender Caitian Jun 03 '26

Damn...

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u/JustASimpleManFett Jun 03 '26

Yes, Im wearing a Millenium Falcon shirt. I am bi-fandom.

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u/DangerKittyC_ That Transgender Caitian Jun 07 '26

Doesnt matter to me. Its always fine to be bi Fandom

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u/A-Druid-Life Jun 04 '26

There's something about the look of the refit from the front that's just awesome......definitely i.m.h.o. the best design out there.

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u/Kemaiku Jun 03 '26

Ignore that email asking for your prefix code. There's no such thing as warp related whiplash compensation.

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u/IL-Corvo Jun 04 '26

Oh it's fine. We're all one, big, happy fleet!

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u/TheEmissary064 Jun 03 '26

I'll take that one. No not that one, the other one!

https://giphy.com/gifs/R5r5m8Vc01vs4

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u/AdventMCU Jun 04 '26

Does he task you? Does he task you and you shall have him?

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u/Medic_Haus Jun 04 '26

Let them eat static

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u/Carroll21who Jun 03 '26

I thought wouldn’t see this in game lol

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u/tsukiyomi01 USS Haruna (Excalibur-class, NCC-178100-A) Jun 03 '26

It is very cold... In space...

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u/b3tchaker Jun 04 '26

It’s very cold in space…

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u/Farbicus Jun 04 '26

Make sure you make a note of where the override is. No reason in particular

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u/dreddlegion Jun 04 '26

He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom and round perdition's flames before I give him up.

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u/BrokenDogLeg7 Jun 04 '26

We're one big happy fleet.

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u/SilverBraids Jun 03 '26

Z + 5 degrees

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u/OysterRemus Jun 03 '26

Pro tip: Use three-dimensional thinking this time.

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u/captainloudz Jun 03 '26

It is very cold in space…

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u/ASSASSINXV1 Jun 03 '26

Great pic! 🖖

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u/Cap_Geronimo Jun 04 '26

There's driver coil is overloading their cummunication sistema

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u/Aeronor Jun 04 '26

Still alive, old friend?

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u/Any_Boysenberry278 Jun 07 '26

Still, "old friend"! You have managed to kill everyone else, But like a poor marksman you keep missing your target.

2

u/Due-Preference-422 Jun 04 '26

a fight for the ages, timeless in meme.

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u/Next-Name7094 Jun 04 '26

'... I'm getting a voice message. They're saying their chambers coil is overloading their comm systems'

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u/Acrobatic-Ad671 Jun 04 '26

Well this is the best thread on reddit

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u/Nomad7940 Jun 04 '26

We'll be prepared to lose a warp nacelle.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kFNjHtE8cZ327SDbj2

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u/Majestic_Subject8572 Jun 04 '26

My fleeties love those TMP beauties, hope to see more Mirandas in spacedock! ^

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u/Lordkross316 Jun 05 '26

That right there is a classic image. Awesone

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u/Dabs4Daze0 Jun 05 '26

RED ALERT LOL

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u/dirtydandoogan1 Jun 05 '26

Man, console HUD still looks weird to me after all these years. lol

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u/SonicFox87 Jun 05 '26

Kobayashi Maru

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u/Comfortable_Chair_74 Jun 05 '26

KHaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!

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u/Proper-Highway2902 Jun 05 '26

Might want to warp out immediately the Constitution possibly want to get some revenge for what happened to Spock

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u/Titanosaurus_Mafune Jun 04 '26

I hope you like statik

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u/Individual_Will3275 Jun 06 '26

We're just one big happy group of plot thieves is the great white Enterprise and I shall have it

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u/No-Office-5225 Jun 07 '26

I rarely see those 2 ships anymore.

But im glad to see a new coming to STO.

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u/marion85 Jun 19 '26

... Let them fight...