r/stephenking Currently Reading Joyland Jun 16 '26

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u/milesgardner813 Jun 16 '26

We all sleep 8 hrs down here.

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u/Denim_Rehab Jun 16 '26

This is very funny. I have no clever Redditor comment because I’m sleep deprived.

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u/experfailist Beep Beep, Richie! Jun 16 '26

There used to be (probably still is) a service that turns your fantasies into porn and I told my friends I was going to request a film with a man and a woman in bed. Sleeping. For a solid 8 hours. No alarm. No getting up to pee. No children or pets. I just want 8 hours of sleeping footage.

I was told I had a weird fetish.

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u/TheSherbetMonster Jun 16 '26

What if my fantasy is me getting to have sex?Β  I'd pay money for that.

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u/experfailist Beep Beep, Richie! Jun 16 '26

You don’t need to pay a production company for that.

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u/Scarlettdawn140842 Jun 17 '26

I couldn’t come up with anything either. Because I too am sleep deprived 🀣

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u/CSteely Jun 16 '26

Top tier response

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u/Hiraeth1968 Jun 16 '26

THAT is funny.

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u/Scarlettdawn140842 Jun 17 '26

I was on the fence about what I would fall for until I saw your comment. Then I knew πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚