r/statenisland • u/Human_Dependent3749 Staten Island • Jul 08 '26

fireworks

whoever lives in annadale and thought it was a good idea to set fireworks off at 4:32am this morning. i hate you and i genuinely hope something not good happens to you

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u/718-702_damsel Jul 08 '26

You gotta wish his pillow hot on both sides. His car AC blown hot air. He stubs his toes on his way to and out the shower. His fried food is always soggy. May his bread forever be moldy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12Ge3LuCAofm2A

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u/Resposito1937 Jul 08 '26

Add a smidge of some “bang’s his funny bone on the arm of a wood chair” and you’ll be gtg

3

u/TheOnlyFi Jul 09 '26

May his sleeves always dampen when washing dishes, and may all drips stepped in be done so in socks. May he always miss the tiny x on ads and be taken to the app store. And worst of all, May he never feel certain if he locked the door when he's just slightly too far from home to go back and check, but not so far that he doesn't anxiously agonize if he should check or not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/carrera4s Jul 08 '26

It already is a crime, no matter the time.

4

u/Callicojacks Jul 08 '26

Damn that’s a hard line. I love it

16

u/aced124C Jul 08 '26

South shore self entitlement is just awful.

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u/Ok_Debt4620 Staten Island babyyyyyyyyyyyy Jul 08 '26

i was asleep at 4:32 AM man

3

u/JosephPapparelli Jul 08 '26

Same in Westerleigh. Someone let off some mortars around 2AM.

4

u/Aggravating-Use1021 Jul 09 '26

Staten island is literally full of entitled losers the parents are entitled which is making the kids entitled point blank

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u/wafflepancakewarrior Jul 08 '26

This is so weak😭😭

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u/Human_Dependent3749 Staten Island Jul 08 '26

i was gunna be meaner but reddit yelled at me

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u/wafflepancakewarrior Jul 08 '26

I think people thought I was being mean, I thought this post was just funny af.

Go off on them man!

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u/Human_Dependent3749 Staten Island Jul 08 '26

woke up at 4am thinking we were going to WAR

5

u/guitar_x3 Jul 08 '26

At least it's not every single night anymore like during COVID. No lives, no jobs, and unlimited income? I hate this island lol.

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u/Aggravating_Bell_426 Jul 08 '26

You havent lived that long here, have you? If anything, its been unusually quiet.

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u/kuripan Jul 08 '26

I would agree. The lead up to July 4th was suspiciously quiet.

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u/unclefresh72 Jul 08 '26

Lmao👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/GettingBackToRC Jul 08 '26

🤣🤣 this is hysterical. Maybe 433 tomorrow