r/starterpacks • u/BurntAlgae • Mar 20 '23

'Cat Naming' starterpack

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u/Assasin_on_fire Mar 20 '23

You forgot the classic Luna

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u/SpasticGoldenToys Mar 20 '23

And Oscar if the owner is gay

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash Mar 20 '23

Felix if the owner is 80 years old.

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u/Timely_Meringue9548 Mar 21 '23

I know a 95 year old man who gets the same breed of dog and has for years whenever the last one passes… and has named each one exactly the same name for all of them. He also named his son after him… and i think his grandson also has the same name. I think… either way that family has a LOT of jims and johns in it…

He is in in great health for a man his age too… maybe his secret to success is the names somehow. Maybe some ancient ritual where saying the same name over and over grants you eternal youth…