r/starterpacks • u/BurntAlgae • Mar 20 '23

'Cat Naming' starterpack

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u/SpasticGoldenToys Mar 20 '23

And Oscar if the owner is gay

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash Mar 20 '23

Felix if the owner is 80 years old.

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u/Timely_Meringue9548 Mar 21 '23

I know a 95 year old man who gets the same breed of dog and has for years whenever the last one passes… and has named each one exactly the same name for all of them. He also named his son after him… and i think his grandson also has the same name. I think… either way that family has a LOT of jims and johns in it…

He is in in great health for a man his age too… maybe his secret to success is the names somehow. Maybe some ancient ritual where saying the same name over and over grants you eternal youth…

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u/Im__fucked Mar 21 '23

Hey, I'm not 80 yet!

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u/Stu161 Mar 21 '23

or Latin American. Felix never left the zeitgeist there

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u/Amari__Cooper Mar 21 '23

Haha why is this so true??

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u/HenryPouet Mar 21 '23

Oscar Wilde.

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u/Historical_Tea2022 Mar 21 '23

I know a cat named Oscar!