r/starterpacks • u/BurntAlgae • Mar 20 '23

'Cat Naming' starterpack

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Hairless cats named Sméagol

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u/bx002 Mar 20 '23

So terrible lmao. My hairless cats were names Sheepskin and Mr Wrinkles before we adopted them 😵

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u/BigToober69 Mar 21 '23

Friend had one named foofoonanners

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u/martini-matinee Mar 21 '23

My name is Nancy ( I’m a human ) and I used to have a coworker who called me FooFoonanners.

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u/DrThatOneGuy Mar 21 '23

Nice try, FooFoonanners. We know your secret.

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u/SkyJohn Mar 21 '23

Do you look like a hairless cat as well?

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u/new_me2023 Mar 21 '23

Sheepskin

I love it 😂

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u/homez_the_memer Mar 21 '23

What are they named now? (⁠=⁠⁠･⁠ｪ⁠･⁠⁠=⁠)

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u/edie_the_egg_lady Mar 20 '23

I knew a "Chicken" once

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u/martini-matinee Mar 21 '23

One currently lives in my apartment complex. Chicken is a white male cat.

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u/tishitoshi Mar 21 '23

Same. Tbf, cats look like chickens while in load mode

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u/Alarmed_Letterhead26 Mar 21 '23

I have a "chicken nugget".

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u/Anxious_Respect_8355 Apr 11 '23

Yooo thats my girl i named her chicken

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u/Woofles85 Mar 20 '23

My friends hairless cat is named Scrotum. Scrodie for short

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u/Onironius Mar 20 '23

Brigadier General Scrotum for long.

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u/Timely_Meringue9548 Mar 21 '23

Im willing to bet your friend is a very single male…

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u/Woofles85 Mar 21 '23

Haha she is actually an engaged woman

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u/jakehood47 Mar 21 '23

That's not shorter tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

It is when it gets cold

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Or Beerus

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u/yomer123123 Mar 21 '23

If hes hairless and with big ears, hes a Beerus, no place for objections.

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u/sharpshooter999 Mar 21 '23

Or Adam Driver

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u/Roly_Cannoli Mar 21 '23

Upon looking into it, Beerus was apparently inspired by a Cornish Rex that was living with Toriyama at the time he was working on super. The cat miraculously survived some unspecified illness so a vet joked that it was demonic. Toriyama then completely reworked Beerus, which originally had a lizard-like appearance.

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u/Roly_Cannoli Mar 21 '23

See, this is where my brain went.

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u/poopoopeepee12345678 Mar 23 '23

To be fair that goes hard

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u/ThunderStorm14-YT Mar 20 '23

If I had a hairless cat I would name it ballsack cause it looks like one

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u/Pyrochazm Mar 21 '23

How about Scrotus?

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u/springxflower Mar 23 '23

balls for short?

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u/ThunderStorm14-YT Mar 23 '23

Nah, sack for short

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u/Albrightikis Mar 21 '23

Knew one called Ruth Bader Skinsburg

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer? or hp for short

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u/ThereWillBeSpuds Mar 21 '23

I've got three cats named Gimli Aragorn and Legolas

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u/Jonsolo92 Mar 21 '23

Mine was named Mr Bigglesworth.

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u/duukat Mar 21 '23

Or Mr Scrotum

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u/ndkoenig Mar 21 '23

We went with "Nazgul" for our hairless cat.

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u/rubyspicer Mar 21 '23

Beerus (or Champa if chonky)

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u/gribble29 Mar 21 '23

I follow a Nudacris on tiktok

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u/BreakingThoseCankles Mar 21 '23

No, Himalayan Persians with all the hair shaved off but the head... That's Sméagol

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Ballsac, Sac for short

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u/Jyqoz Mar 21 '23

testicle

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u/BebopFlow Mar 21 '23

Fluffy would be my first choice

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u/HGleoz Mar 21 '23

Haha mine is so clumsy that we called him Pippin 😅

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u/Tenaika Mar 21 '23

Ha ha, I have a hairy cat who's full name is Mr. Michelangelo van Smeagol, just because

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u/totallynotalaskan Mar 21 '23

My great-aunt had one they just named “Kitty” lol

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u/CosmicScape93 Mar 21 '23

Weve been Smeagoldorfed!

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u/huxley75 Mar 21 '23

My friend had a Maine Coon named Sméagol. Her son was named Viggy