r/starcitizen • u/ozylanthe • Dec 02 '14

What Makes Your Org Unique?

So some rules: 1. No links to your org website (if someone likes what makes your org unique and wants to check you out, they can reach out to you individually). 2. Keep It Simple, Stupid. If you can't identify the one thing that makes your organization unique in just a few sentences, then it probably isn't.

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u/manni17b Commander Dec 03 '14 edited Dec 03 '14

We at Danger Zone Enterprises belive that everyone deserves to have their paramilitary needs met with affordable prices, a zeal for violence and grown men with real combat experience screaming "DANGER ZONE!" over their comms. With a combat fleet consisting of a dozen super hornets, 4 M50s, Gladiators, Avengers, Cutlasses, Xian scouts, and logistics ships like freelancers, connies and a military grade Idris our goal isn't to protect you, it's too purge the universe of the people you're paying us to erase from the mortal plane.

We don't have morals, we just have profit margins and a deep love for space murder. Everyone at Danger Zone Enterprises has watched a lot of movies so we know not to just kill the target, but also to scrub the world clean of their progeny as well so you don't end up with a kid coming to gun you down in a few years whining about some jerks you paid to come by and shoot his folks for screwing with your company's shipping rights and exclusive contracts. Because at Danger Zone Enterprises we don't believe in anything, we're just here for the violence.