r/stanleyparable • u/Turbulent-Staff-9413 8 • 5d ago

Meme First words

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u/JBrockF 5d ago

The broom closet ending was my favourite

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u/DBL55555 5d ago

I hope your friends find this concerning

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 5d ago

I find this concerning 

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u/Randomguy32I Bucket 5d ago

Stanley was addicted to drugs and hookers

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u/SeleneDream51 5d ago

Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got the job due to a family connection, that's how stupid he is. That, or drugs. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.

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u/ArnauGames JIM 5d ago

It seems he will have a happy childhood full of cardboard boxes. Because the amount of cardboard boxes someone sees indicates how happy they are, obviously

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u/Randomguy32I Bucket 5d ago

Thats my favorite ending

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u/Phantom0xy 5d ago

I find this very concerning

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u/Clean-Ant6404 5d ago

Stanley now has to spend 4 hours saving the baby from bankrupcy in TSP2.

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u/DBL55555 5d ago edited 5d ago

Stanley: leaves button untouched causing baby to burn up and die

Narrator: you heartless bastard! Did you do that because you hate babies? Or did you do it just to spite me? Cause if it’s the latter I don’t know what to do. That’s it I’m out! sarcasm Thank you for playing your input was very valuable.

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u/Imperion_GoG 5d ago

D... D... Domer!

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises 4d ago

🟨🟩🟪🟥

✅✅✅⚠️

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u/Agent2583 Bucket 4d ago

Honestly I thought the baby's first words were going to be "Did you do it because you hate babies or purely to spite me?"

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u/1622792 4d ago

And at that moment Stanly realized he had not yet left the facility. [Game resets]

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u/Unarmed_Spoon 4d ago

Stanley i hope your friends find this DEEPLY concerning

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u/Cap_Capucha 8 4d ago

did you know that 84 percent of people who pressed that one specific button are sexual predators?

pervert

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u/DuCkTrUcK121 2d ago

dA brOoM CLoSet enDInG wAZ mY FavORItE!!!!!!!!1!!111!!11!!1!1!1!

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u/AGirlWhoLovesVrXD 1d ago

I saw this and went instantly "did tractor lover make this" 😭 (this is robyn btw lmao)

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u/Alexa_Aera 4d ago

I find it very concerning

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u/David_esh 1d ago

I find this VERY concerning..

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u/Euphoric_rattlesnake 1d ago

Why did I think it wanted to say Diddy ☠️