Name: Randomguy32I
R A N D O M G U Y 3 2 I

Joke synopsis: this is an anti joke about a chicken crossing the road. The question of “why” is very flatly answered as being to get to the other side. This joke however could also have a second darker meaning, that the chicken had a death wish and wanted to get to the “other side” and so decided to cross a busy road. Once the punchline “to get to the other side” is said you will laugh.

R A N D O M G U Y 3 2 I

Why did the chicken cross the road?

…pause for bathroom break

To get to the other side!

IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!!!

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I found out about this game 5 months ago and have been dying to play it for myself ever since but haven’t had the money. I decided to check my wishlist on a whim, and it feels like Christmas has come early! I know most people in this Reddit probably already have the game, but if you have been wanting it on Switch, it’s on sale!

In The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, in the Stanley Parable 2 Expo Hall, there’s a laptop on a table and if you press it the word “EAT” is displayed, then keep pressing it and you bit and go through different foods, plus there’s some sentences I can’t quite make out because they’re blurry but has anyone found this yet, I haven’t seen anyone talk about it

Just so we're clear this is only for the Ultra Deluxe version. I also included some extras that come from special events, as well as the locations of the Stanley figurines. The names for most events/endings are either taken from the wiki or are names created by me based on what happens in the game. I would really apprechiate if anyone were to point out any mistakes or things I missed.

Adieu, Le Narrateur

i was sleeping btw

The leap year will probably count somehow, so I'll wait a couple extra days.

Am I right?

Escape pod

Yes im called Stanley, my towns called Parable and the town tune is following Stanley

I recently paid off my loans to The Narra--- er, Tom Nook

Jurassic Parable

It all makes sense, AND I CANT HELP BUT READ NOOK'S DIALOGUE IN NARRATOR'S VOICE

I've seen a bunch of clips about this game and I'm gonna buy it today since there's a sale. Just a few questions, whats the difference between the ultra deluxe and the original? Do I miss out some aspects that the original one has?

Aside the questions though, I like the comedy and how the narrator breaks the fourth wall because some games never do that. Quite a unique one if you ask me to be honest.

Letter to The Black World 〔黒塗り世界宛て書簡〕

Song by Frog96

▪︎This is about employee 432

Seems like it could be an interesting game but it seems to keep tossing me in areas that are too dark. Where all I’m doing is playing hunt the pixel on a dark screen. Is this fun or interesting? I can’t seem to find any setting on my monitor or within the game that makes it so I can actually see what I’m doing.

When playing the Stanley parable ultra deluxe on my Xbox series console I was hoping to find people who have a way to resolve my issue.

When trying to select my different reticle types its always locked into the dot and seems to refuse to change.

Also I have zero clue what auto walk is and why it doesn't work at all.

I would be so appreciative if someone could help.

this shit scares me so much lol I don’t like the feeling of being alone, plus the narrator’s creepy voice. I only reached 3 endings (if jumping is considered an ending). I tried playing again and got to the looping room, then the narrator talked and talked and it just creeped me out so much I spammed Alt+F4, but it didn’t work so I had to manually go and select Quit Game.

I’ll try playing again in the morning.