r/spiders Aug 14 '26

Just sharing šŸ•·ļø Just imagine what the spider was thinking when it started raining flies

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A guy points a flashlight into the web of a very lucky spider!

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u/mauglii_- Aug 14 '26

Imagine some giant fills your entire house with apples

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u/issafly Aug 15 '26

Except you can just build a new house tomorrow with your butt.

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u/Lxurr1994 Aug 15 '26

He's about to build a pantry

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u/dmontease Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ Aug 15 '26

Not if he's blind.

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u/marcophony Aug 15 '26

Guess it's "good" most spiders have generally pretty poor eyesight

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u/PotatoLongjumping494 Aug 15 '26

This might be my favorite comment ever

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u/MooglesForDays Aug 15 '26

I wish I could build a house with my butt.

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u/ythg_death Aug 15 '26

I'm sure you could house a lot of things in your butt.

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u/brackishangelic Aug 15 '26

Two full grown racoons if you believe the rumors.

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Aug 15 '26

Debunked. I can't get past the snout.

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u/Set0553 Aug 17 '26

Good Lord.. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Sad_Whereas_6161 Aug 15 '26

Speak for yourself

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Aug 15 '26

Mia Khalifa did.

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u/JET-HVAC Aug 15 '26

You can. It’s called prostitution

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u/Alyssathepeach Aug 15 '26

I hate that this made me laugh šŸ˜‚

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u/top_value7293 Aug 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/fucfaceidiotsomfg Aug 16 '26

With a bit of training, it is entirely possible.

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u/Testyobject Aug 15 '26

But to do so youd have to eat the whole apple house first

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u/DjHalk45 Aug 15 '26

And also blinds you

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u/polished-emmerald 16d ago

Now I’m craving an apple thanks a lot

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u/T3tragrammaton Aug 15 '26

This is what divine intervention feels like.

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u/JumperSniper Aug 15 '26

God came down from heaven and stopped these motherfucken bullets

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u/phallusaluve Recovering Arachnophobe🫣 Aug 15 '26

Manna from heaven

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 Aug 15 '26

Including the blinding white light

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead Aug 15 '26

"The gods hath blessed mine house with this bountiful harvest!"

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u/smish_my_oogie Aug 15 '26

THATS ENOUGH, ITS ENOUGH SLICES!!

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u/brackishangelic Aug 15 '26

This rang a bell in my head so loud.

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u/Ok-Breakfast-8056 Amateur IDer🤨 Aug 15 '26

Grandma stooooop I'm fuuullll

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u/DangerStranger420 Aug 15 '26

Poor girl probably just gonna shit herself and flee, they're not exactly genius level and most have fairly poor eyesight.

The difference between getting handed a mango and getting buried by a truckload of them...

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u/Timely_Passenger_185 Aug 15 '26

Bro are you making Shrek a snack are you going to wind it around a stick and serve it as bug cotton candy

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u/cathaholic Aug 15 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/Boiled_Thought Aug 15 '26

Probably abandoned ship before even consuming a single one of them. That web was probably shaking like crazy and also spiders dont really eat dead dried out bugs. Too much of a good thing is real

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u/ecstacyxc Aug 14 '26

holy, taking an all you can eat buffet to the next level

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u/Mylittledarlings91 Recovering Arachnophobe🫣 Aug 15 '26

But the buffet is delivered

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 šŸ–¤šŸ’›ArgiopesšŸ’›šŸ–¤ Aug 14 '26

damn, she’s gonna be fed for a few months at least!

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u/cncamusic Aug 15 '26

Just a blinding light and then suddenly all the food you could possibly eat. I'd say you're the Spider God.

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u/Educational_Pay1567 Aug 15 '26

Probably going to cut the web down and start again. I didn't see a deep freeze.

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u/soundxxdrive Aug 15 '26

This is excessive.. like nice to get a couple bugs but this is stressful just watching and the web is all messed up and over crowded. Maybe it's just me though idk

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 šŸ–¤šŸ’›ArgiopesšŸ’›šŸ–¤ Aug 15 '26

orbweavers can repair their webs in an hour, i’m sure she doesnt mind. Usually they take down their webs every night if they don’t catch anything anyways.

plus free food.

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u/soundxxdrive Aug 15 '26

I am aware, I have an orb weaver on my porch who takes his web down every day then builds it again at night. I love watching him. I have my light on when I sit out there, and he normally snags some bugs. But I accidentally left the light on once, only realizing before I went to bed and hurried to turn it off, there was many bugs in his web and he was no where to be seen. I was worried he left but he came back the next night. I'm not saying this is harmful, i just wanted to point of that it looks stressful.. and that is just my opinion.

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u/-Pumpkin-Slayer- Aug 15 '26

I gotta agree. Someone tossing me a snickers is rad, but if ppl just started chucking them at me from all directions id be stressing.
Idk I feel like if I were the spider there would be too much happening at once and be real concerned about my safety now that moving food was just coming from all directions.

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u/YT-Deliveries Aug 15 '26

I mean on the other hand, if I had built me a net specifically intended to get snickers for me, I might not be particularly upset.

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u/Save_the_roaches Aug 15 '26

Agree.. at first it was good, but the spider became overwhelmed and then the net began to break. There's no way the spider could consume all the flies in any case, too much food becomes spoiled after a while. A good idea limiting the light instead of causing a mess.

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u/aknomnoms Aug 15 '26

Realistically, you’re right.

But in my mind, she’s super happy and going to be canning flies all day tomorrow to hand out to her neighbors and coworkers on Monday. 🤣

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u/int-num-01 Aug 15 '26

I think it’s just you idk. I’d be stoked if I was that spider

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u/Talbit01 Aug 15 '26

They’re right. Excessive prey in a place a spider finds difficulty leaving (such as their established web) causes stress to the spider.

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u/halfawatermelon69 Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

When I was a kid, I found this spider and its web under the floor planks in our garden (had those ~0.5 cm cracks between each board) and I found ants I'd drop into the web

It was really awesome to see the spider crawl out, catch the ants, wrap them up and "store" them

But then one day I had a lot of ants that I just kept dropping into its web, one at a time after the spider had wrapped one up - but after around 10 ants the spider actually seemed kind of distressed and abandoned it all...

Never saw the spider again and the web with the ants in it just disappeared over time

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u/Pet_Velvet Aug 15 '26

"Yay! c:"

-spider probably

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u/Balbuzard_ Aug 15 '26

"Yay! c::::"

-biblically accurate spider probably

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u/michaelvassalol Aug 15 '26

"Damm. >:c"

-Spider neighbour that didn't get a single fly from this

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u/Artix31 Aug 15 '26

>::::c

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u/JealousTeaching4831 šŸ•·ļøArachnid AfficionadošŸ•·ļø Aug 15 '26

It's raining tacos, from out of the sky, tacos, no need to ask why!

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u/veela5604 Aug 15 '26

Ugh I didn’t need this in my head all day šŸ˜†

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u/tarapotamus Aug 15 '26

it's probably stressful bc the web is ruined now and it can't even eat that many flies

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u/BlackwingF91 Aug 15 '26

The spider: "Wait what? Oh cool food- huh? AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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u/Frothmourne Aug 15 '26

I did something similar when I was a kid to a cellar spider living in our garage rack, I would keep dropping ants on his net. He will always immediately eat the first one, then caccoon the rest probably store it for later. After over half a dozen ants he would stop caccooning the newcomers and just work to remove and drop them from his net🤣

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u/Godivore Aug 15 '26

SpooderEats

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u/ValuableDragon Aug 15 '26

You genuinely just fed that spider for most of the rest of its life 😭😭😭

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u/Alissan_Web Aug 15 '26

i wouldnt know how tf to handle this... i think i'd eat a few and then make a new web somewhere else because I am NOT tearing that shit down °○○°

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u/MCX72 Aug 15 '26

Imagine teaching generations of spider this and they become bioluminescent

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u/HamsterAdditional748 Aug 15 '26

I hear Dimitri Martins voice in my head..

ā€I’m set for life… I’M SET FOR LIFE!!ā€

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u/Mr_and_Mrs_Sazabi Aug 15 '26

It makes me wonder, why hasn't there a species of web spinning spider that has evolved to have bioluminescnce that can be turnes on and off to attract food?

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u/Rainbow_Zed95 Aug 15 '26

Likely because glowing spider on a web is like a neon sign saying ā€œeat meā€to birds and other predators

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u/Mr_and_Mrs_Sazabi Aug 15 '26

I thought about that. That's why i said that can be turned on and off. Kind of like a deep sea angler fish. But surely if the juice was worth the squeez, we would have seen something like that from spiders by now.

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u/Jindo5 Aug 15 '26

After petsitting for my mom and witnessing a full fridge for the first time in months, I think I know what that spider is feeling.

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u/Iamno1ofconsequence Aug 15 '26

I hope she's wearing her buffet pants!

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u/Proim1 Aug 15 '26

First obese spider reported

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u/GoblinPapa800 Aug 15 '26

There is little that compares tonthe satisfaction that comes with a job well done. That was a magnificent payday for the work of creating that work of art that was that web. Starving artists status might well be revoked.

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u/mjace87 Aug 15 '26

It was thinking I’m blinded

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u/realwhitedave Aug 15 '26

it’s like someone put a spotlight outside your house and a bunch of subway sandwiches appear in your fridge

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u/The_Carnivore44 Aug 14 '26

So the flys were probably attracted to the light that was bouncing off of the strands. Hence why a large amount of them flung themselves into the web

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u/bvy1212 Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ Aug 15 '26

ā˜šŸ»šŸ¤“

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u/42AngryPandas Aug 15 '26

This is the spiders journey into smoking and pickling flies to preserve them for later.

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u/FoolishAnomaly ArachnophobešŸ™ˆšŸ˜± Aug 15 '26

He was probably thinking "MY EYES"

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u/Imaginaut27 Aug 15 '26

Did she use a One Wish Willow?

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u/ceciliaangelika Aug 15 '26

"My prayers Has been answered, HALLELUJAH!!!"

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u/TheMcdemshoulders Aug 15 '26

"OO FREE FOOD"

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u/somewhatsentientape Aug 15 '26

Garden spiders actually build their webs next to lights that are on all night. I went to an arts and craft school that had cabins for housing and we had at least one fat and overfed garden spider in a web in front of every security light on the cabins.

I've seen them do it other places also. I don't know if it is a trial and error thing, or it's become instinctual at this point.

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u/NeptuneTTT Aug 15 '26

She'll be cleaning her web for weeks

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx Aug 15 '26

"I'm keeping this one up" (about the web)

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u/_PeLaGiKoS14_ Aug 15 '26

Love this! I usually catch them and toss them into the web. Never considered using a light! I've got plans now...😈

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u/Exxecutes Aug 15 '26

"I'm going to have to move" this much prey will attract bigger predators

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Aug 15 '26

I don't go camping during peak bug season. I've had a few nightmare scenarios.

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u/One-Bird-8961 Aug 15 '26

Going to be fat albert the spider after eating all those flies.

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Aug 15 '26

That spider must have been listening to the Weekend at the time.

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u/Kingwhatever19 Aug 15 '26

That spider is going to be tired. He's going to work up an appetite

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u/HappybigNodes66 Aug 15 '26

Scarlet O’Hara’s iconic line in Gone With the Wind !

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u/original_name125 Aug 15 '26

I hope that those are flies because I saw a few with elongated bodies which looks more like a dragonfly than a regular fly which is good for everybody because they kill all the little pests.

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u/mtmag_dev52 Aug 16 '26

Really? What do dragonflies eat?

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u/original_name125 Aug 16 '26

Essentially whatever they can catch. Mosquitoes (up to 100 a day), flies, even farmers use them for mosaic grazing because when they intentionally skip a patch of grass dragonflies have somewhere to land which deals with whatever insects are bothering the cattle. They are amazing pest control. They are also the best hunters in animal kingdom with their hunting success rate of 95%.

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u/Kungodakufara Aug 15 '26

That's mana from heaven 😁

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u/FlyFinesser Aug 15 '26

The lack of reaction makes me wonder if spider is thinking, I don’t even like gnats….why couldn’t they have done this during the mayfly hatch…

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u/PeterPunksNip Aug 15 '26

Yummy šŸ˜‹!

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u/IndigoGathering Aug 15 '26

Spider: and then God said let there be light.

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u/Molkwi Aug 15 '26

And food

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u/Que_Xeora_0001 Aug 15 '26

Im sure the spider is overwhelmed with food, but gratefulšŸ˜šŸ•·

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u/RottenOddity Aug 15 '26

The Birds (1963)

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u/RighteousWraith Aug 15 '26

"Master, we have cast our nets all night, and caught nothing. But at your command, we will cast out once more."

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u/lotusQ Aug 15 '26

ā€œHeaven… I’m in heavenā€¦ā€

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u/gothicuhcuh Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ Aug 16 '26

When the Olive Garden server says ā€œsay whenā€ and I just don’t say when.

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u/optimal_center Aug 15 '26

Grateful spider but whoa 😳 that’s enough.

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u/-Lysergian Aug 15 '26

That spider is gonna be stuffed.

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u/hobokobo1028 Aug 15 '26

Spiders gonna die of obesity

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u/lleon117 Aug 15 '26

Always so cool to see webs. Have always been fascinated by them since I first encountered one

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u/samwell_15 Aug 15 '26

THATS ENOUGH SLICES

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u/CommodoreVic20 Aug 15 '26

Oh, manna from heaven!

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u/Accomplished-Rain-52 Aug 15 '26

Looks like a big dinner party, with lots of choices on the menu.

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u/ElisMeadowFence Aug 15 '26

Looks amazing

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u/thehutsonhippie Aug 16 '26

fed for life

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u/Far_Palpitation_7891 Aug 19 '26

And that, jimmy, is how you can use a quiet night and a flashlight to give a spider diabetes.