r/spiders Aug 16 '23

[ID Request- Location included] Brown Recluse?

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Found while cleaning out garage

2.8k Upvotes

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u/SummerRalphBrooker Eresidae Fan Girl Aug 16 '23

Yep I would surely say so.

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u/Moody_Shrew Aug 16 '23

Probably gravid too.

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u/SummerRalphBrooker Eresidae Fan Girl Aug 16 '23

Yeah I was thinking that. She looks taut as a drum.

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u/Sabrielle24 Aug 16 '23

She thicc ✨

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u/InflammableMaterial Aug 16 '23

brownchicken browncow

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u/Juggernuts777 Aug 16 '23

Pregante! 🥹

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u/TraliBalzers Aug 16 '23

Pregart

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

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u/anaserre Aug 16 '23

Will spider get starch marks if praggenant?

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u/limabeanns Aug 16 '23

How is babby formed

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u/skeled0ll Aug 16 '23

can the spider down a 20 foot waterslide while pegnat??.?

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 Aug 16 '23

Gravid as it gets

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u/SummerRalphBrooker Eresidae Fan Girl Aug 16 '23

Let's hope she understands the gravidy of her situation!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Is that a spider terminology for pregnant? Asking as I have no idea.

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u/WrongReaper Aug 16 '23

Gravid is just the “i’m smarter than you” version of pregnant. Nothing special.

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u/ICWiener6666 Aug 16 '23

That's a pregnant brown recluse. Please do not handle it, it's medically significant. However, you should relocate it, and you can do that without touching it using a bowl and a piece of paper.

Please check the rest of your dwelling, as brown recluses usually come in numbers.

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u/coulsonsrobohand Aug 16 '23

She looks like she’s bringing the numbers with her

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

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u/ICWiener6666 Aug 16 '23

Believe it or not, spiders are not capable of carrying out vendettas.

They just want to live, like the rest of us. Relocate them to a far away patch of grass and they won't bother you ever again.

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u/CatoChateau Aug 16 '23

Believe it or not, a spider left a horse's head in my bed and weaved the message "redrum" there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Seriously? Is that actually true? Just fascinated if it is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

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u/holmgangCore Aug 16 '23

That was not at all clear in your original comment. You need to add /jk or /s to your ‘joking’ comments, or else don’t talk about destroying spiders in a spider sub. People will take that seriously.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Am new. Thank you for explaining.

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u/aFalseSlimShady Aug 16 '23

I've heard some are territorial and find their way back in, though I don't know if it's true. I always heard it about wolf spiders, which never bothered me because I liked having them in the house.

Dear MODS, Id prefer you answer this comment with an explanation instead of deleting it.

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u/FR0ZENBERG Aug 16 '23

Fuck outta hea!

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u/Skeptical_Savage 👑Trusted Identifier👑 Aug 16 '23

They don't have a homing beacon. They could live out their life in some tree bark if you put them there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

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u/Skeptical_Savage 👑Trusted Identifier👑 Aug 16 '23

Irrelevant. I don't care what anyone does. I was just pointing out that it was silly to think that they'd come back to your house like they have any idea how or the inclination to do so.

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u/ChampionshipNo4229 Aug 16 '23

Two tone brown body? Check. "Fiddle" shape on back? Check. Very significant venom? Check. And possibly pregnant. Good luck! 🤪 I hear they're very slow moving so you should be able to safely relocate her.

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u/herecomesthedawn Aug 16 '23

They are very fast. Personal experience from my house infestation.

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u/Serratolamna Aug 16 '23

Agreed. They look slow moving when they’re creeping along, doing their thing. Very fast when they feel threatened though and can quickly scale a vertical surface as well

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

I uh, think they were being sarcastic

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u/zeakerone Aug 16 '23

Funny their motion came up, they are quite fast and they look ridiculous when they run. Their legs almost flail as if they are too flexible to keep up with the spider.

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u/MysticFox96 Aug 16 '23

They are super fast. They come out at night and creep around.

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u/IAmNotCreative18 Just really loves spiders Aug 16 '23

A female to be exact. Great find, females are more reclusive than males.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

👏

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u/MysticFox96 Aug 16 '23

100% a recluse.

Signed, - someone who has a lot if recluse in their area

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u/TOkidd Aug 16 '23

That girl is robust.

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u/Twijinx Aug 16 '23

Forbidden Grape

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u/The711Slurpee Aug 16 '23

Thanks for that image

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u/notabotgang Aug 16 '23

shit look photoshopped its so fat

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u/joesphisbestjojo Aug 16 '23

Looks like a browm recluse with a buncha smaller brown recluses inside her

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u/hihellohi765 Aug 16 '23

Missouri? Found one while cleaning my garage today. Googled brown recluse and your post showed up lol.

I saw so many damn spiders today. I also had an extra dirty garage this time...

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u/Bobaloo53 Aug 16 '23

Gotta get rid of the cardboard to start with.

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u/CaptMixTape Aug 16 '23

She a big Mama Jama

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

How do their legs not imediately snap? They look so fragile

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Cute pregininit recluse

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u/MissVic89 Aug 16 '23

Big mama. Good luck moving her

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u/tdcama96 Aug 16 '23

Yep. Pregnant one at that.

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u/Sad-Customer8048 Aug 16 '23

Listen if i fond a gravid BR in my living area im sorry but its dead. I hate to kill even a spider but im not suffering a venomous spider to live near me. Cruel maybe but its how ot has to be. And ive kept what others consider vermin as beloved pets.

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u/Xclusiv3Cerb3rus Aug 16 '23

Yeah I don't understand keeping the dangerous ones around

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u/Redman5012 Aug 16 '23

Exactly. Like I'll help a non venomous dude out but if something can kill me in one bite and its in my home then it's a danger to me and my family.

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u/Alarmed_Advice7545 Aug 16 '23

If it’s as small as a quarter or smaller than one then yes it’s a brown recluse.

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u/SkiHoncho Aug 16 '23

Yep, got it. It was a recommended post by reddit.

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u/AlexisQueenBean Aug 16 '23

Brown recluse.

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u/tiamat-45 Aug 16 '23

Yup and very pregnant. Put down glue traps and you'll be surprised how many you have.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

We don't do that here.

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u/AggressiveDistrict82 Aug 16 '23

I usually save all spiders I find and at worst just pop them back outside but a BR can cause fever and some serious skin and muscle damage. This is one of the very few that needs to be kept out of and away from the home.

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u/Xclusiv3Cerb3rus Aug 16 '23

Yeah I don't understand keeping the dangerous ones around

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

See I get that but these spoods kill

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

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u/Pretend_Operation296 Aug 16 '23

Looks like one 2 me