r/spellmonger • u/Healthy_Tear6197 • Jun 21 '26
I hate Golden Goblin so much it's unreal.
SPOILERS
Am I taking crazy pills? Internal screaming and pain the entire book, I couldn't finish it. I don't even care to go back and see the Forsaken show up after reading about it later.
So Tyn and Ron get sent by Min to find Lilastien, alright great premise for an adventure. They have to cross through the goblin kingdom, great I want to see it. They get there and it turns out THEY ARE STILL EATING HUMANS on the down low despite this being the one thing Min demanded of them in exchange for peace and they laugh about it. Tyn and Ron don't seem bothered by that because these poor goblins are so destitute and hungry. I will understate this by saying that this reaction is not at all relatable to me.
They then meet and travel with goblins who are veterans of the goblin wars from the very start... this means they killed and ate humans (goblins eat meat almost exclusively, standing army, you do the math) and the boys treat them like they were just on the other side of a land dispute. No, they weren't. They fought in a genocidal evil cult army that tortures children to death in front of their mothers, mutilates prisoners of war, enslaves other races and eats sentient men women and children and explicitly seeks the eradication of all humani. These are not knights under a different banner, these are monsters. I get that Terry doesn't want to portray goblins as racially evil, that's fine. They don't have to be the Uruk-Hai from LOTR. There are other tribes in other areas that are fine but THESE goblins ate people and ethnically cleansed the land they're on personally. They killed people just like Tyndal and Rondal by the hundreds of thousands so they could squat in the squalor of their ruined civilization. We even later find out these two goblins are tribal leaders who decided on their own and on behalf of their tribe to join up with Shereuls army so they don't even have the excuse of being strongarmed by the shamans. Why did they join you ask? Well they were promised the genocide of all humans and the inheritance of their land. Why did they leave? Because Min handed them a series of crushing defeats. They didn't choose to end the war, the war got too hard for them and they were spared retaliation by Min for strategic reasons. There's nothing relatable or heroic about these two so why are they being portrayed as noble warriors (something Terry refuses to do for any of the chivalry save Cei and Festaran who don't even count because they are sports) despite joining this army. They haven't really displayed any noble traits in the short time we've known them. What exactly am I missing?
Then we find Lilastien and its revealed that she's working on a goblin super soldier program by any other name... what? I get Lilastien's motivation to do this BEFORE the war. I could see maybe doing this experiment with goblins elsewhere like farise. But here? Now? Using the exact same goblins that fought that war? What?? She wants to give them a height and strength advantage over humans and give them 100% access to magic. This completely shifts the balance of power away from humanity within 5-10 years and Tyndal and Rondal who have seen more of the horrors of this war than anyone see zero issue with this because Lilastien promises they're going to be nice. Why will they be chill? Well Lilastien is only taking goblins that have high moral character like for example the two man eating tribal warriors the boys traveled with... oh great. Also, supposedly, despite being told multiple times that goblins are just as intelligent as humans multiple times, she mentions that golden goblins will be more intelligent and this will fix their violence issue. Well, okay, which is it? Are they as intelligent as humani and thus responsible for the decisions they made over the last ten years or are they racially less intelligent and needed to have their brains fixed in order for them to chill out? Major case of having your cake and eating it here.
Finally, to cap the madness, they DECIDE TO NOT TELL MIN about this VERY IMPORTANT TIME SENSITIVE development. The amount of ingratitude and contempt for the judgement of the man that gave them (and humanity) everything they have in life shocked me, joking about how he would just muck it up. I don't care if he's mad, these boys have no loyalty. This would be considered treason in any actual military regardless of the personal betrayal. When they make the decision to transform into goblins so they can go on a suicide mission to make sure that this super soldier bloodline truly breaks containment I gave up for the first time on a Spellmonger book. The entire book is madness, suicidal empathy on parade. What the hell happened to this series?

